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Fatal Rocko Willis
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Fatal Squadron


Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
Posted: 2005-08-01 05:16   
I found this awhile back and thought it was rather funny... I hope it is ok to post, in its intirerty (sp) because the original poster has since been deleted.

This was originally posted 2 years ago...

Enjoy, I hope... (crosses fingers and rubs his "worry breads") LOL...

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the universe, except for the neat particle effects in jump and the beams that went through solid ships.

And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light, and God saw that it was good, until shortly thereafter He e-jumped into the light (which was Procyon A) and lost a modded assault dread.

And on the second day God created the n00b ships of the void: scout and frigate He created them, carrier and engineer; and God saw that these ships sucked, and that was good.

On the third day God created the great ships of the void, destroyers and cruisers and dreads; mighty were these as they surveyed the heavens (except for the combat dread, which is less mighty than a tiny baby). And God saw that they were good, especially the assault cruiser with two reactors, and thereafter God always kind of regretted letting people mod.

On the fourth day God created the Station, and set it above all other ships in the void. Reloads he gave unto them, and said "Go forth and multiply, and be happy; but eat thou not of the Tree of Exploitation, or be cast out of the garden forever." And at the gates of the garden he put a flaming Admin to harry those who fell.

And the ships of all sizes went forth and commenced combat, joyously lobbing torpedoes at one another and complaining about the K'Luth, nobody understanding their place in God's plan.

And on the fifth day God said, "I have run into some trouble with things, and the fifth day's work will not be completed until the sixth day." And the ships shrugged and continued killing one another happily, and on Sunday they would come to the gathering place and complain about Boarding, and Assault Cruisers, and Flux in turn.

And on the sixth day there was nothing new, and God said nothing about it, and when the ships gathered at the gates of the Garden the flaming Admin rebuked them, saying, "Have ye no faith in God? Creation will be finished on the seventh day, as it has been foretold." So the ships went forth and continued scumming for prestige as had always been the way.

And lo, on the seventh day there was still nothing new, and now the flaming Admin was rather unhappy with God's supplicants, saying "You have no idea how hard Creation is. God is working on it, and if we tell you when Creation will be done and miss the date you will all make a great noise unto Heaven, and we have had quite enough of that already."

As time went on it came to light that God was actually designing a whole new heaven and earth, as sin and corruption and modding had completely unbalanced this one. And the ships of the void looked forward not to the next life, but to the one beyond that; for that was when the K'Luth would finally suck as much as everybody else.

And on the two hundred seventeenth day of Creation there was much lamentation, but no one dared speak it aloud save for a few heretics, for the flaming Admin had long since tired of dealing with this particular issue and was now quick to ban the unrighteous.

Yet some still dare to hope that the Patch of God shall come: but all others ridicule them, for they continue to pay their $10 for no good reason.
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Joined: June 28, 2005
Posts: 215
From: Luna, Sol.
Posted: 2005-08-01 05:27   
ROFL! thats great.
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Joined: February 02, 2004
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Posted: 2005-08-01 06:50   
LOL!!
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Lawman
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Joined: February 28, 2003
Posts: 276
From: New Jersey
Posted: 2005-08-01 08:29   
I chuckeled.
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Joined: November 28, 2003
Posts: 469
Posted: 2005-08-01 10:35   
Almost laughed out loud...funniest thing I've seen in a while...I love the complain about the K'luth part in the 3rd day or so...
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Fatal Rocko Willis
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Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
Posted: 2005-08-03 04:14   
Yeah, to think this was how things were a couple of years back...
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Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
Posted: 2005-08-03 09:01   
"This has happened before, and will happen again..."
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