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Lark of Serenity
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|  Posted: 2004-07-04 21:07
after a conversation with Enterprise, we came up with this ingenious defense mechanism
cows would be brought aboard combat vessels, and provided with space suits, these space suits would be specially designed to allow the cow to shoot its milk at incoming enemy fighters and projectiles. since the milk would freeze in space, it would create a lethal high velocity spike, thus shreading enemy vessels apart. furthermore, should a vessels jump drive/wh fail, the crew would have backup food supplies readily available. a frigate specifically designed for anti fighter combat could last several months, maybe even a year in space without restocking
cows could also be trained to be elite commandos, camouflaging in farmers fields before launching sneak attacks to cripple a planets defenses.
i think cow commandos and cow turrets should be seriously considered. we could have a bovine species that specialises in cow weaponry
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Starfist
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| Posted: 2004-07-04 21:09
rofl
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poisonlizard
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| Posted: 2004-07-04 22:27
YES!
Perfect addition to the game. Cow turrets and perhaps calf-pedoes.
And of course for last ditch self defence you always have the pasture-mines. Need to take over a planet? Bovine bombs! Nothing spreads terror like a 700lb heifer streaking through the skys.
Count me in, I'm ready for the slaughter.
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Lux (Polaris)
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Joined: April 20, 2004
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From: Asgard
| Posted: 2004-07-04 22:45
LOL this is crazy...
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Captain Sternn
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Joined: March 18, 2004
Posts: 225
| Posted: 2004-07-04 22:47
hey heres that sig again.....what no screenies?
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Doran
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From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2004-07-04 23:25
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On 2004-07-04 22:27, poisonlizard wrote:
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aint nobody wanna be steppin in that
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Banshee
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Joined: August 28, 2001
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From: Philadelphia, PA
| Posted: 2004-07-04 23:39
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On 2004-07-04 22:27, poisonlizard wrote:
YES!
Perfect addition to the game. Cow turrets and perhaps calf-pedoes.
And of course for last ditch self defence you always have the pasture-mines. Need to take over a planet? Bovine bombs! Nothing spreads terror like a 700lb heifer streaking through the skys.
Count me in, I'm ready for the slaughter.
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Wait.. Lark and Ent did something BESIDES ARGUE???
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Azreal
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From: United State of Texas, Houston
| Posted: 2004-07-05 01:07
well I think that the Kluth should get a monkey turret. Think of a kluth ship, flying in circles around you cloaked, and the only way you know they are there is the large amounts of primate feces being hurled at your windshield. Think of the time it would take to clean that off and get back into the fight! It would be a space version of BJ and the Bear. (and yes, for you other old people out there, i am as old as you to have remembered this show)
Also, the monkey could double as an automated repair system, as it has the opposable thumb and can actually use a spanner wrench.
Just some deep thoughts at 2:00 in the am.
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Koda
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| Posted: 2004-07-05 10:02
NERF the COWS!!!
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Hybok
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Joined: January 28, 2004
Posts: 121
| Posted: 2004-07-05 10:24
oh cow mine i wonder how that works and what lays those
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Bobamelius
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Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 2074
From: Ohio
| Posted: 2004-07-05 13:25
[extreme sarcasm] That has to be the best development idea I've ever read!
Dev team, start coding!! [/extreme sarcasm]
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jimx
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| Posted: 2004-07-05 13:30
i fail to see the sarcasm
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HaVoX
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From: Florida whoo hoo
| Posted: 2004-07-05 13:45
BJ and the bear now thats a blast from the past i thought i was the only one who didnt watch that show lol.
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Lark of Serenity
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| Posted: 2004-07-08 11:54
we all know the kluth have already been experimenting with ninja death monkeys, i dont think they need monkey turrets as well. as for the UGTO arsenal, some sort of projectile feline weapon would be appropiate, it would impact the ship, using its claws to create hull breaches, as well as meowing incesintly at the door wanting to be let in, driving the crew insane until they finally do, not realising the cat will then go on a murderous rampage and begin taking control of the ship
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Axianda The Royal
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| Posted: 2004-07-08 11:59
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