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 Author The Tale of the Potatoe and the Lord of Noodles
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Posted: 2011-11-04 05:37   
Once upon a time it was the past. And in the past, the current is about to happen. The current has a voltage of about 300 Volts.

To harvest this upcoming energy surplus from the current, the creatures of the past created a powerfull diety called The Lord of Noodles. It was Noodle-Lord's task to find a way to harvest the current, before is goes to the past. To aid the Noodle-lord with his task, he was given the power to control all spagetti, macaroni, and even the eastern noodles. With these tentacles of evil, the Lord of Noodles posessed a power to great for one man to control.

A little behind the current, was the present. The Lord of Noodles took the present and unpacked it. Inside the present was a box, and in this box was a Potatoe.

" Blasphemy! "

The Lord of Noodles could not control this strange ball of starch, surely it was here to destroy him then? At this time the Potatoe started to speak:

"You can go back to the future, but the current is the best present."

This was confusing. At this time the Lord of Noodles realized he was hungry. Distracted by the strange words of the Potatoe, The Lord of Noodles began to feed on himself. Before he realized, he ate himself. His last particle ate his last particle, structure around its present collapses, and the Noodle-Lord was wormholed trough another dimension.

People in Holland still honor this great battle that has been fought, with mashed potatoes and a ball of meat, representing the contradictions in life.

Noodles are evil, but potatoes shall save the world! Honor your farmers, kill the Noodle Syndycate
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Posted: 2011-11-04 06:12   
nice fictional truth

will there be a Irony the Frying Pan in the sequel??
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Posted: 2011-11-04 08:52   
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On 2011-11-04 06:26, Kenny_Naboo[+R] wrote:







your using that allot and i was thinking the same thing though
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Posted: 2011-11-04 17:08   
hehe u know im bad at sequals, i might try "The plank of Iron E" or something, who knows

also: fattierob did i pass the newly proposed sanity check? lol
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Posted: 2011-11-04 17:44   
I can't believe it. I actually UNDERSTOOD this story.
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Posted: 2011-11-05 01:09   
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On 2011-11-04 08:52, Agamemnon (//:CO:\\) wrote:
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On 2011-11-04 06:26, Kenny_Naboo[+R] wrote:







your using that allot and i was thinking the same thing though




that's cos there's been a need for it recently.

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