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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2010-07-26 08:55  
its a busy day at your local walmart (or other major chain store), the lines at the checkout counters are moving like snails drugged with copious amounts of horse tranqilizers.
with a flash of fiendish insight, you decide that as long as you're going to have to stand in queue for an hour, you might as well have a little fun and mess with the cashier a bit, just to make it all worth while.
what 3 items would you buy to freak out the cashier?
(let's keep it reasonably clean)
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Borgie Chief Marshal Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005 Posts: 2256 From: close by
| Posted: 2010-07-26 09:06  
butter, roll of paper towels, and a maxium magazine
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MaGoo Fleet Admiral *Renegade Space Marines*
Joined: March 18, 2009 Posts: 79 From: USA
| Posted: 2010-07-26 09:13  
My two sets.
1. Dental Floss, a chair, and a handgun.
2. Mens sized diapers, Vodka, a whole chicken.
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*Nemesis*© Chief Marshal *Renegade Space Marines*
Joined: March 05, 2005 Posts: 213
| Posted: 2010-07-26 09:13  
sling shot
tampons
ketchup
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0stego Fleet Admiral United Armed Corps
Joined: October 04, 2008 Posts: 154 From: Sol System, Earth, Canada, AB.
| Posted: 2010-07-26 09:42  
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On 2010-07-26 09:13, Supremacy. wrote:
My two sets.
1. Dental Floss, a chair, and a handgun.
2. Mens sized diapers, Vodka, a whole chicken.
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Bahahaha...! Thats great.
My last trip to Wal-Mart got me some strange looks..
1.Fiskar axe draped over my shoulder
2.1L of apple juice in a carton (open and drinking)
3. A dragon Fruit in hand
Cashier: "You going...to split some wood...?"
Me: "Yepp, having breakfast too then Im going camping!"
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Talien Marshal Templar Knights
Joined: May 11, 2010 Posts: 2044 From: Michigan
| Posted: 2010-07-26 10:31  
Chainsaw
Hockey mask
Shovel
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Fatal Command (CO) Chief Marshal Fatal Squadron
Joined: November 27, 2002 Posts: 1159 From: Back in Texas and noticing some ppl are like canoes.....they need to be paddled.
| Posted: 2010-07-26 10:38  
a bikini
a large cucumber
tube of preparation H
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BackSlash Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003 Posts: 11183 From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2010-07-26 11:05  
Hacksaw
Plastic bag
Cable ties
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SpaceGK Marshal *Renegade Space Marines*
Joined: July 26, 2009 Posts: 323 From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2010-07-26 11:25  
Jumper cables
Pair of nipple rings
Gag
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nicklane1 2nd Rear Admiral
Joined: October 03, 2009 Posts: 112 From: Eating your cheese behind you.
| Posted: 2010-07-26 11:41  
Shovel, fake dead body over shoulder, and man diaper
Cashier: umm....plan on killing anyone in a diaper and using the fake body to make sure no one ever arrests you?
Me: what else would i do with this stuff?
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Lark of Serenity Grand Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: June 02, 2002 Posts: 2516
| Posted: 2010-07-26 17:13  
inflatable raft
fishing pole
chainsaw
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Gejaheline Fleet Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: March 19, 2005 Posts: 1127 From: UGTO MUNIN HQ, Mars
| Posted: 2010-07-26 19:13  
Vaseline.
A scale model of an Agincourt dreadnaught.
A power drill.
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Chewy Squirrel Chief Marshal
Joined: January 27, 2003 Posts: 304 From: NYC
| Posted: 2010-07-26 20:02  
A pregnancy Test
A Coat Hanger
A Towel
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Fatal Perihelion Chief Marshal Fatal Squadron
Joined: April 15, 2010 Posts: 308
| Posted: 2010-07-26 21:22  
-the shopping trolley
-DS Credits
-A lobster
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Sardaukar Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002 Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2010-07-26 21:50  
Popsicle molds.
One quart of distilled water.
One industrial-size container of Dran-O.
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