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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2010-07-26 08:55   
its a busy day at your local walmart (or other major chain store), the lines at the checkout counters are moving like snails drugged with copious amounts of horse tranqilizers.

with a flash of fiendish insight, you decide that as long as you're going to have to stand in queue for an hour, you might as well have a little fun and mess with the cashier a bit, just to make it all worth while.


what 3 items would you buy to freak out the cashier?
(let's keep it reasonably clean)
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Borgie
Chief Marshal
Pitch Black


Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
Posted: 2010-07-26 09:06   
butter, roll of paper towels, and a maxium magazine
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MaGoo
Fleet Admiral
*Renegade Space Marines*


Joined: March 18, 2009
Posts: 79
From: USA
Posted: 2010-07-26 09:13   
My two sets.

1. Dental Floss, a chair, and a handgun.
2. Mens sized diapers, Vodka, a whole chicken.

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*Nemesis*©
Chief Marshal
*Renegade Space Marines*


Joined: March 05, 2005
Posts: 213
Posted: 2010-07-26 09:13   
sling shot

tampons

ketchup
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0stego
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United Armed Corps

Joined: October 04, 2008
Posts: 154
From: Sol System, Earth, Canada, AB.
Posted: 2010-07-26 09:42   
Quote:

On 2010-07-26 09:13, Supremacy. wrote:
My two sets.

1. Dental Floss, a chair, and a handgun.
2. Mens sized diapers, Vodka, a whole chicken.




Bahahaha...! Thats great.

My last trip to Wal-Mart got me some strange looks..
1.Fiskar axe draped over my shoulder
2.1L of apple juice in a carton (open and drinking)
3. A dragon Fruit in hand

Cashier: "You going...to split some wood...?"
Me: "Yepp, having breakfast too then Im going camping!"
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Talien
Marshal
Templar Knights


Joined: May 11, 2010
Posts: 2044
From: Michigan
Posted: 2010-07-26 10:31   
Chainsaw
Hockey mask
Shovel
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Fatal Command (CO)
Chief Marshal
Fatal Squadron


Joined: November 27, 2002
Posts: 1159
From: Back in Texas and noticing some ppl are like canoes.....they need to be paddled.
Posted: 2010-07-26 10:38   
a bikini
a large cucumber
tube of preparation H
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2010-07-26 11:05   
Hacksaw
Plastic bag
Cable ties
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SpaceGK
Marshal
*Renegade Space Marines*


Joined: July 26, 2009
Posts: 323
From: Ontario, Canada
Posted: 2010-07-26 11:25   
Jumper cables
Pair of nipple rings
Gag
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nicklane1
2nd Rear Admiral

Joined: October 03, 2009
Posts: 112
From: Eating your cheese behind you.
Posted: 2010-07-26 11:41   
Shovel, fake dead body over shoulder, and man diaper

Cashier: umm....plan on killing anyone in a diaper and using the fake body to make sure no one ever arrests you?

Me: what else would i do with this stuff?
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Lark of Serenity
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: June 02, 2002
Posts: 2516
Posted: 2010-07-26 17:13   
inflatable raft
fishing pole
chainsaw
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Gejaheline
Fleet Admiral
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 19, 2005
Posts: 1127
From: UGTO MUNIN HQ, Mars
Posted: 2010-07-26 19:13   
Vaseline.

A scale model of an Agincourt dreadnaught.

A power drill.
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Chewy Squirrel
Chief Marshal

Joined: January 27, 2003
Posts: 304
From: NYC
Posted: 2010-07-26 20:02   
A pregnancy Test
A Coat Hanger
A Towel
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Fatal Perihelion
Chief Marshal
Fatal Squadron


Joined: April 15, 2010
Posts: 308
Posted: 2010-07-26 21:22   

-the shopping trolley
-DS Credits
-A lobster
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Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
Posted: 2010-07-26 21:50   
Popsicle molds.
One quart of distilled water.
One industrial-size container of Dran-O.
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