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Kanman Grand Admiral Pitch Black
Joined: August 26, 2005 Posts: 1017 From: Virginia, United States
| Posted: 2009-04-22 13:09  
ok. You all know you have been bothered when seeing them. List the errors that bother you the most. I will start the list.
1) Your = Belongs to you.
--- You're = You are.
2) There = A place that is not here.
--- They're = They are.
--- Their = Belonging to them.
3) Whether = Either, conditional operator, alternative suggestion.
--- Weather = Rain, wind, etc.
4) ROFL = No you are not. You really aren't.
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Deltabacon Fleet Admiral
Joined: August 17, 2007 Posts: 395 From: Liverpool, Great Britain
| Posted: 2009-04-22 13:25  
That whole "put z at the end of each internet '1337' speakthing that some people do." This includes the words:
LOLZ0RS!
ROFLZ
BBQ
LMAOZOR
Roflcopter,
Lollerskates.
If you genuinely find something funny, you will not be typing 'lol', you will be laughing too much to type. :/
Also, people who argue unintelligently.
Example:
Person A: *intelligent arguement*
Person B: YEAH BUT U SUCK
Person A: *yet more intelligence and general superiority*
Person B: YEAH BUT YOU ARE DUMB OLOLOLOL
Person A: *Proceeds to tear the dumb person B to bloody shreds.
Person B: OH WOWZORZ TAT WAZ AWEZOME OLOLOLOL
Me: *insert seething rage here*
If you really MUST argue, do it intelligently, and do not resort to insults :/ That goes for everywhere on the internet.
-Delta
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Fattierob Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003 Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2009-04-22 13:28  
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On 2009-04-22 13:25, Deltaflyer [R33] wrote:
If you really MUST argue, do it intelligently, and do not resort to insults :/ That goes for everywhere on the internet.
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no u
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Pakhos[+R] Chief Marshal Pitch Black
Joined: May 31, 2002 Posts: 1352 From: Clean room lab
| Posted: 2009-04-22 13:32  
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Bardiche Chief Marshal
Joined: November 16, 2006 Posts: 1247
| Posted: 2009-04-22 16:51  
People using apostrophe + s for plurals, like RPG's, DarkSpace Ship's, Event's.
Also lest != unless.
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Sens [R33] Admiral
Joined: September 27, 2008 Posts: 1020 From: Edge of th...
| Posted: 2009-04-22 17:19  
Language is an abstract concept and, unfortunately, it has been altered from its natural course by the internet. This however, is the evolution of a language; embrace it... or become a stickler like me!
Remeber folks, the only way to overcome a snob or troll is by being a bigger troll. It is a well known fact that they are impervious to so-called "logic" and "reason."
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JBud Marshal
Joined: February 26, 2008 Posts: 1900 From: Behind you.
| Posted: 2009-04-22 17:27  
Pakhos that was totally inappropriate...
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2009-04-22 17:45  
godwin'd
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