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Lock ness monster wants 3fiddy |
| Dark Hiigaran |
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Posts: 426
From: Slovenia (Europe)
|  Posted: 2008-09-02 14:39
A = Some guy
B = Some guy's wife
C = randome children
D = lock ness monster
E = my son
A = would u kids like to hear the story when we saw a lock ness monster ?
C = naa no thanks
A = aaa must of been like 7, 8 years now, me and a little lady were out on a boat, u see, all alone in night when all in the sodent a hughe creator apeared in front of us.
B = we were so scared i jumped on the boat and scremed: Mat what on earth is that !?
B = i was so scared
A = it was infront of us looking down with its big red yes and i yelled: What do u want from us monstaa !?
A = the monster bend down and said:
D = err...i need about 3fiddy
C = whats 3fiddy ?
A = 3 dollars and 50 cents
B = 3 fiddy
C = it wanted money ?
A = that's right i said: I no giving u no 3fiddy u god damn lock ness monstaa get ur own god damn money !
B = i gave him a dollar
A = she gave him a dollar !
B = i tghout he'd go away if id give him a dollar
A = well of course he's not gonna go away u gave him a dollar he'l asume u got more
A = we saw the lock ness monstaa 2 time, once i think it was July
B = August
A = August, there was a knock on the door, I opened it and there was a cute little girl scout
B = aww she was so cute
A = and then she said: how would u like to buy some cokies ?
A = and i said: well what kind of ? she had chocolate, crunshis,....etc
A = and i said: how much would the cost and she looked at me and said:
D = I need a about 3fiddy
B = 3fiddy
A = well... it was about time i relized she was 8 stories high!
B = the lock ness monster
A = and i said: damnit monster get of my lawn i ain't giving u no 3fiddy
D = how about just 2fiddy ?
A = and i said: aww no i don't have 2fiddy! only 3 fiddy and i ait givin those!
B = man he was angry
A = damn right i was angry
B = now that monsta was about to kick ur ass
A = no shut ur u womman!
A = that crazy old monstaa
A = i remember when my son was a 3 year old little man, he came running up to me and said:
A = and i said: what u need my boy and he said:
E = i need about 3fiddy
B = 3fiddy
A = i said: son! why do u need 3fiddy
E = my Imaginary friend gug the dinosaurs whants it
A = i went to my son's room and sure enough there was a lock ness monster
B = aww it scare us
A = i said: damnit monsta u started bugging my children now we work for our money and we don't give it away!
A = aaaaa i remember when these aliens brought me on theyr ship right
B = we had tako salate that night
A = don't mind what we had for dinner u womman! now.... this alien and i
he had big head and big red eyes and it was all bend over me and i said: what do u want from me alien!
A = and u know what he said ?
B = 3fiddy
A = let me tell the damn story, woman ?
A = he said 3fiddy and the i relized that he was no alien it was that god damn lock ness monstaa again trying to trick me givving him 3fiddy by dressing up like an alien
B = i gave him 3fiddy one week before
A = aaaa u wat ?! u gave that monsta damn 3fiddy ?!
B = he tricked me
A = well no wonder that monsta keep coming back if u keep giving him 3fiddy!
[ This Message was edited by: | Dark Hiigaran | on 2008-09-02 14:41 ]
[ This Message was edited by: | Dark Hiigaran | on 2008-09-02 14:46 ]
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The Master Debator
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| Posted: 2008-09-02 14:57
without reading this, i declare fail
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SaturnShadow™ *FC*(Angel Of Darkness)
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Posts: 310
From: UK
| Posted: 2008-09-02 15:01
hahahaha that was good
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Fornax
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Posts: 906
From: Jacksonville, FL
| Posted: 2008-09-02 19:24
There's so much material from that show...hard to pick out just one skit/bit/line.
Much of it is funny because it's just plain totally and completely *wrong* - you're thinking, wow, can't believe they'd go there.
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$yTHe {C?}
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From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2008-09-03 06:41
Well it was about that time that I realized that the cute little girl scout was 8 stories tall and a creature from the mesozoic era!
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| Dark Hiigaran |
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From: Slovenia (Europe)
| Posted: 2008-09-03 08:37
btw has every one even saw the lock ness monstaaa ? =P
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| Posted: 2008-09-03 11:41
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On 2008-09-02 14:57, Fatal Sensation wrote:
without reading this, i declare fail
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Sens, i declare You fail!
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| Dark Hiigaran |
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Posts: 426
From: Slovenia (Europe)
| Posted: 2008-09-03 12:18
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On 2008-09-02 14:57, Fatal Sensation wrote:
without reading this, i declare fail
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yeah sens, just read the damn story mkaaaaay
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| Dark Hiigaran |
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| Posted: 2008-09-03 12:36
[ This Message was edited by: | Dark Hiigaran | on 2008-09-03 12:40 ]
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