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 Author RedNeck Saga at Work: The grilled chicken and the cats
LAG
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Joined: September 19, 2004
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From: Margaritaville
Posted: 2008-08-19 08:16   
08-18-2008

REDNECK SAGA AT WORK: THE GRILLED CHICKEN AND CATS

Today, the secretary brought in a HUGE tray of grilled chicken. Sound good? Not! As she walked into the break room towards the fridge, she said, “Hey, we had a cook-out at my house yesterday and cooked way to much chicken, so help yourselves.”

Now, you have to realize that this woman leaves the dinner plates on the table after everyone is done eating so the cats can jump up on the table/counters to lick them clean. Her reasoning is “Yeah, I let the cats lick the plates clean so I don't have as much to clean up after dinner”. OMFG that's gross!

As non discretely as we could, we slowly grabbed a few pieces throughout the day the started a game of basketball into the dumpster. I scored 4 shots from the 3 point line! Yeah!

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Posted: 2008-08-20 16:31   
Interesting...

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kenetiks
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Joined: November 21, 2001
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From: Bandcamp
Posted: 2008-08-20 20:22   
What's wrong with that?

Although at the house, my dog helps more than the cats, they just look at my food with disgust and walk away.
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From: Philly
Posted: 2008-08-20 21:03   
... a lot of people do that. Its less ya gotta scrape off or toss down the disposal before ya put it in the dishwasher. You do have them there don't you? Dishwashers? And no I don't mean the kind you marry. They're too expensive *snickers & runs for cover*
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From: Margaritaville
Posted: 2008-08-21 01:50   
The question on my mind is if the dishes actually make it to the dishwasher?.
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