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kenetiks Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: November 21, 2001 Posts: 1130 From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2007-11-23 14:02  
Seeking volunteers for medical prescription drug testing.
Please don't forget to report adverse side affects, if you remember them.
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2007-11-23 14:54  
driving. while asleep.
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Coeus Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006 Posts: 2815 From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-11-23 17:44  
You've obviously never met a New Jersey driver... its state law there it seems.
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GothThug {C?} Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005 Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2007-11-23 17:57  
Ken....Ambiens side effects are: Dry Mouth, Constipation, Nausea, Vomitting and sexual sideeffects.......oh and headaches -.-
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kenetiks Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: November 21, 2001 Posts: 1130 From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2007-11-23 18:00  
There is another hilarious side-effect notice I know of but it's so bad it can't even be posted here.
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Whiterin Fleet Admiral
Joined: November 15, 2007 Posts: 146
| Posted: 2007-11-23 19:51  
My family bought some candy bars a while back. Forgot what kind. And they had side effects. One of which was ANAL LEAKAGE. Why.... would they make a candy bar.... that makes you have anal leakage. It is not right! Also. Sometime you hear about a med that is for simple things like, runny nose. The list of side effects sometimes goes crazy:
Dizzyness
Vomiting
Insomnia
Blindness
Paralysis
ANAL LEAKAGE
Loss of motor functions
DEATH
I think the whole Death part would relieve a runny nose, but it would also kinda... counter act the want to feel better I think.
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$milingJ35te|2™{=21st=}[R33HG] Fleet Admiral
Joined: September 10, 2002 Posts: 310 From: smilingjester
| Posted: 2007-11-23 22:12  
I dunno i think dying while under treatment of prescriptions drugs would really put a damper on my day... i mena come on... would be a huge piss off lol
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