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 Author Rules for entering Montana
Fatal Rocko Willis
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Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
Posted: 2007-11-14 19:02   
1. Pull up your droopy pants. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road". We drive pickup trucks because we need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. They are horses, cattle, saw mills & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like jobs to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-90 and I-94 go East and West, I-15 goes North and South. Pick one.

4. So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar, air conditioned tractors that we drive 3 weeks a year.

5. So every person, in every pickup truck, waves. It's called being friendly, try to understand the concept.

6. If that cell phone rings while a flock of geese is coming in, we will shoot the phone out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear.

7. Yeah, we eat walleye & rainbow trout. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Sunday to the first of November.

9. In Montana, it is not trendy and is considered very, very unsafe to criticize the USA. God bless John Wayne, Elvis Presley, Audey Murphy, Cary Grant, Gary Cooper, and Jimmy Stewart but the rest of Hollywood is not welcome here.

10. No, there is not a "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Alpine Touch.

12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, & served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

13. High School Football is as important here, as the Vikings and the Seattle Seahawks -- And more fun to watch.

14. Colleges? Try Montana State or the University of Montana. They come out of there with an education -- Plus a love for God and Country.

15. We have a higher percentage of folks in the Navy, Army, Marines, & Air Force than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Montana." If you do, it will get your butt kicked.

16. Many of us are loggers, mill workers, ranchers & miners. For well over a century, we have helped supply beef for your tables, metals for cars, coal for electricity, wood for your homes. Don't come here and tell us to stop working so you can re-make the whole State into your own no-hunting park.

17. Remember, you came here because Montana is different. It will be kept that way. We don't need or want more shopping malls, housing developments or juice bars.

18. Don't try to use your imported money to re-make Montana into the image of where you just left. If you feel this need, go back home. And yes we do hate you for buying up all of our lake-front properties.

19. Above all, if you are a lawyer or anti-gun nut, just stay away. We are very aware of the fact that attorneys have created a major industry, out of lawsuits & babying criminals with guns. We are hunters and responsible gun lovers.

20. P.S. -- Grizzlies are eagerly encouraged to eat out-of-staters.
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Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
Posted: 2007-11-14 21:13   
Hahahaha

Thats why I'ma city boy
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Eledore Massis [R33]
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Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2695
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
Posted: 2007-11-14 21:17   
I can already feel my self at home in Montana.
Becous i would not want to have it anny other way.
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Joined: November 21, 2001
Posts: 1130
From: Bandcamp
Posted: 2007-11-14 22:07   

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Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
Posted: 2007-11-14 22:27   

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Joined: May 23, 2007
Posts: 33
From: Saint Petersburg
Posted: 2007-11-14 23:25   
I wonder who has fallen for that...
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Thugomatic
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Joined: August 11, 2003
Posts: 166
From: Missoula Montana
Posted: 2007-11-15 14:12   
Right on Rocko, hooyah


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codenemesis
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Joined: June 10, 2007
Posts: 185
Posted: 2007-11-15 16:10   
AGREE! My folks are from TX though...same principles aint it? Hunting/God and Country...darn straight
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Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
Posted: 2007-11-15 16:38   
Quote:

On 2007-11-15 16:10, Codenemisis wrote:
AGREE! My folks are from TX though...same principles aint it? Hunting/God and Country...darn straight




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codenemesis
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Joined: June 10, 2007
Posts: 185
Posted: 2007-11-15 18:54   
Quote:

On 2007-11-15 16:38, Enterprise wrote:
Quote:

On 2007-11-15 16:10, Codenemisis wrote:
AGREE! My folks are from TX though...same principles aint it? Hunting/God and Country...darn straight




People with values depress me.
-Random noob



I really dont like depressed people... -_-
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kenetiks
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Joined: November 21, 2001
Posts: 1130
From: Bandcamp
Posted: 2007-11-15 21:41   
Quote:

On 2007-11-15 18:54, codenemisis wrote:
Quote:

On 2007-11-15 16:38, Enterprise wrote:
Quote:

On 2007-11-15 16:10, Codenemisis wrote:
AGREE! My folks are from TX though...same principles aint it? Hunting/God and Country...darn straight




People with values depress me.
-Random noob



I really dont like depressed people... -_-





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