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Fatal Rocko Willis Fleet Admiral Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003 Posts: 1336 From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2007-07-19 12:30  
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Mk-V Cadet
Joined: July 09, 2007 Posts: 10
| Posted: 2007-07-19 13:01  
Lol, sent this to my dad, who recently took up frequent alcohol consumption, he just laughed and patted me on the back.
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2007-07-19 13:08  
Beerstock, how can it ever go wrong?
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Leonide Grand Admiral Templar Knights
Joined: October 01, 2005 Posts: 1553 From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2007-07-19 13:24  
i shall invest in BEER!
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Bash Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 04, 2005 Posts: 365
| Posted: 2007-07-19 13:58  
everyone needs to buy more beer and bring the stock market back up
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Fattierob Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003 Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2007-07-19 14:01  
1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer, you take 1 down, pass it around, 0 bottles of beer on the wall.
0 bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer, you take 1 down, pass it around, 4294967295 bottles of beer on the wall.
only a couple of people will get that.
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Eledore Massis [R33] Grand Admiral Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002 Posts: 2694 From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2007-07-19 14:18  
in europe beer dousn't come that mutch in cans.
more in bottles.
so, this plan nut working that mutch in europe.
i know i have posted this before but.
Look at this.
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Coeus Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006 Posts: 2815 From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-07-19 16:44  
Oh the HUMANITY!
ROFLMFAO Fattie! You're a nub...
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doda *EP5 no longer exception...* Grand Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2005 Posts: 1012 From: happy land
| Posted: 2007-07-19 17:28  
im suprised no drunkard has come to your house with a shotgun.
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Joe dirt Fleet Admiral
Joined: April 18, 2006 Posts: 273
| Posted: 2007-07-19 20:30  
or you take that 1k put in to a savings account, after 10 years put in a high yeild savings account, 20 years later you should have about 50k..
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Sardaukar Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002 Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2007-07-19 21:20  
Nice one Fattie
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