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Fatal Rocko Willis
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Fatal Squadron


Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
Posted: 2007-07-19 12:30   
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Mk-V
Cadet

Joined: July 09, 2007
Posts: 10
Posted: 2007-07-19 13:01   
Lol, sent this to my dad, who recently took up frequent alcohol consumption, he just laughed and patted me on the back.
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Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2007-07-19 13:08   
Beerstock, how can it ever go wrong?
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Leonide
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Templar Knights


Joined: October 01, 2005
Posts: 1553
From: Newport News, Virginia
Posted: 2007-07-19 13:24   
i shall invest in BEER!
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Bash
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Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
Posted: 2007-07-19 13:58   
everyone needs to buy more beer and bring the stock market back up
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
Posted: 2007-07-19 14:01   
1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer, you take 1 down, pass it around, 0 bottles of beer on the wall.

0 bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer, you take 1 down, pass it around, 4294967295 bottles of beer on the wall.


only a couple of people will get that.
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights


Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2694
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
Posted: 2007-07-19 14:18   
in europe beer dousn't come that mutch in cans.
more in bottles.
so, this plan nut working that mutch in europe.

i know i have posted this before but.
Look at this.
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Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
Posted: 2007-07-19 16:44   
Oh the HUMANITY!

ROFLMFAO Fattie! You're a nub...
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Grand Admiral

Joined: December 11, 2005
Posts: 1012
From: happy land
Posted: 2007-07-19 17:28   
im suprised no drunkard has come to your house with a shotgun.
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Joe dirt
Fleet Admiral

Joined: April 18, 2006
Posts: 273
Posted: 2007-07-19 20:30   
or you take that 1k put in to a savings account, after 10 years put in a high yeild savings account, 20 years later you should have about 50k..
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Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
Posted: 2007-07-19 21:20   
Nice one Fattie
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