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Fatal Rocko Willis Fleet Admiral Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003 Posts: 1336 From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2007-07-11 12:02  
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "forget" YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Sixkiller Marshal Courageous Elite Commandos
Joined: May 11, 2005 Posts: 1786 From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2007-07-11 12:09  
nice one rocko
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2007-07-11 12:14  
Sadly, most of these are true. The phrase "We need to talk" should be in there also...it usually means you're doomed.
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icansee Cadet
Joined: August 02, 2006 Posts: 327
| Posted: 2007-07-11 14:06  
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On 2007-07-11 12:14, -RevenG- wrote:
Sadly, most of these are true. The phrase "We need to talk" should be in there also...it usually means you're doomed.
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the only time she said dat to me it ended in YOUR DUMPED...
[ This Message was edited by: HMS Blueprint on 2007-07-11 14:07 ]
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Feralwulf Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004 Posts: 1729 From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2007-07-11 15:11  
"We Need to Talk" is THE "Your Dumped" Phrase. Has been for probably 100 years or more.
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Enterprise Chief Marshal Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002 Posts: 2576 From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2007-07-11 16:24  
You need to add in I'm Sorry, which means that when a woman says this, she either wants something or its snowing in the middle of summer.
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-Flipasaurus Wench- 1st Rear Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: August 28, 2002 Posts: 449 From: 44° North, 88° West
| Posted: 2007-07-11 17:56  
You have no idea...
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Feralwulf Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004 Posts: 1729 From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2007-07-11 20:08  
Yes we do.
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-Flipasaurus Wench- 1st Rear Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: August 28, 2002 Posts: 449 From: 44° North, 88° West
| Posted: 2007-07-11 21:26  
Oh no... Even just those 9 words... they have multiple woman definitions... MULTIPLE, ROCKO CANNOT SAVE YOU!!
[/b] Nice try though...[b]
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Borgie Chief Marshal Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005 Posts: 2256 From: close by
| Posted: 2007-07-11 22:06  
yeah thats about right rocko
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icansee Cadet
Joined: August 02, 2006 Posts: 327
| Posted: 2007-07-12 09:34  
i give up, women are too complicated *gets depressed* and cries and vows never to fall in love
[ This Message was edited by: HMS Blueprint on 2007-07-12 09:36 ]
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Smartin Grand Admiral
Joined: August 04, 2005 Posts: 1107 From: Michigan
| Posted: 2007-07-12 09:42  
What if they aren't saying anything to you? O.o
Is all hope gone?
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2007-07-12 12:22  
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On 2007-07-12 09:42, Smartin wrote:
What if they aren't saying anything to you? O.o
Is all hope gone?
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That's called peace and silence. Enjoy it while you can.
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Bash Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 04, 2005 Posts: 365
| Posted: 2007-07-12 12:33  
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On 2007-07-12 09:34, HMS Blueprint wrote:
i give up, women are too complicated *gets depressed* and cries and vows never to fall in love
[ This Message was edited by: HMS Blueprint on 2007-07-12 09:36 ]
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Maybe it's you.
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Tarnekep Grand Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: October 17, 2003 Posts: 275
| Posted: 2007-07-17 13:18  
Ya well you forgot one, might as well put that on the list.
10.) "Not tonight hun, I got a headache." this means she is using this to get out of having"Sex" he he
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