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Peter Wiggin
Midshipman
Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
|  Posted: 2007-04-03 10:25
I don't know if there was ever one of these, if so feel free to post some of the contents here 
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You know you are a DS Junkie when you sit in traffic complaining about the lag and try to set your car to "/bps 32000"
You follow someone closely and look over their shoulder, claiming you have them on "Camera"
You wish there was an F2 Nav Screen and Auto-Pilot when you are lost in the city
You push someone into the wall and yell out "Bob has been destroyed by McDonalds!"
You crash your car and demand that the state give you "Comp" because you accident was caused by Lag when leaving the parking lot.
You rename local cities to match Metaverse star names.
You start digging a hole in public property and claim it is a WormHole
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Continue with your own  try to stay ds related (or ds-lobby related)
[ This Message was edited by: Peter Wiggin on 2007-04-03 10:51 ]
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Admiral Alucard (2IC)
Marshal
Exathra Alliance Fleet
Joined: April 30, 2004
Posts: 279
From: St. Helens, England
| Posted: 2007-04-03 10:28
Well I do have...no I dont...I want a F2 nav map and auto pilot!!!
When you hide under your coat and pretend its a cloak
When you trip over and blame it on the lag
[ This Message was edited by: Vampire BlueBlade on 2007-04-03 10:33 ]
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Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-04-03 17:45
We had one somewhere, can't be buggered to look it up. It burned out after about a page or two.
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Light-of-Aurora
Grand Admiral
Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2007-04-03 18:02
...When you call the military lame for sensor-pinging.
...When you tell the army to stop outfitting their tanks with only cannons for balance.
...When you say "Damnit Faustus" every time something is late.
...When you get nervous driving alone because you don't want to be dictor'd.
...When the F word is a seven letter word!
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Drafell
Grand Admiral
Mythica
Joined: May 30, 2003
Posts: 2449
From: United Kingdom
| Posted: 2007-04-03 18:15
When you take an 18 meter run up while bio-bombing in the bathroom...
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2007-04-03 18:24
When you start re-designing the prestige calculator "because you felt like it".
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Feralwulf
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2007-04-03 18:25
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When you take an 18 meter run up while bio-bombing in the bathroom...
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gotta keep it together else you don't get the proper SPLASH Damage
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Feralwulf
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2007-04-03 18:42
When you hit the snooze button then roll over thinking "I got time for one more Bomb run before I gotta get up and go to work"....then fall asleep again.
When your in the middle of combat, and your systems go down, then start going *BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!BEEP!* .....before you realize it's your alarm clock, and wake up.
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2007-04-03 19:01
When you..
Run around in circles around fat people yelling "Collision alert! Collision alert!"
When your teacher asks when you will have your report in you say Two Weeks™.
Consider your house a Safe Zone.
You ask policemen why they don't wear green shirts.
When in history calls you call the US mirvers out loud for dropping the A-bomb.
You think of UGTO Dreadnoughts whenever you are near a strip club.
You wonder why cockroaches don't use cloak.
Yell at teachers that they are beacon spamming when they continually ask you questions.
Pretend you are hitting the J button when you go on the freeway.
Truely believe you will go under someone when instead you walk into them.
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FIR3T0N3 [R33]
1st Rear Admiral
Joined: February 23, 2006
Posts: 30
| Posted: 2007-04-03 19:36
You know you are a DS Junkie when :
every time some askes you for a estimate you say: "2 weeks™".
when you want to express your emotions you say "me ...".
every time you meet some one you ask for there profile.
when on a long car drive you let go of the weel and grab a coffee.
you never say "i visited" but "i orbited".
you think the world is devided in three factions. federals, rebels and foren people.
every time you go to the doctor you ask him about the status and about upgrading your parts. (e.g. your bio bombs or your hull.)
you stalk people and when people ask you why you Blame some F guy for not fixing the cloak properly.
when people what is becomming of this workd you say that all was better in 1.480.
when confronted by bad people you tend to run away, if you fail you blame it on LAG or the "stupid planet" that got in the way.
you love people who wear white clothes but ignore people wearing green or red.
when you wake up the first things you say are are "/away /status Awake" /clan members @90 /sen f jo im back"
when buying a car you ask "dous it come with a auxiluary generator"
when people to discribe your girlfriend/wife you say she looks like a cruiser but handels like a station.
walking around people isn't your strong point. you usualy bump in to them expecting that you wil pass below them.
your living room is 32Gu by 17Gu long.
your fridge is filled with hydrogen fuel, oxigen and cryo-metals.
your car is made out of metals, heavy-metals, urdanium and hypermatter.
you call your Town CD+36*15693.
you don't have friends you have a fleet.
when reading a newspaper you wonder where the reply button is.
when you walk you curse that this was the most annoying time to run out of H-fuel.
when taking your car to the gas station you ask for hydrogen and drive away whitout paying.
you go to car crashes and expect to salvage parts.
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i had more but some don't fit anny more in the 1.483
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A Emo
Cadet
Joined: March 27, 2007
Posts: 1
| Posted: 2007-04-03 19:43
you spray paint "EVE" onto a complicated car.
you put a hole in the bottom of you car so you can bomb.
you think you car has more than 2 blindspots.
your boss calls you and you said you tried to get there but jumped into a planet.
you chant mir mir mir around the autistic kids.
you notic the DS logo looks like Jark Space
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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2007-04-03 19:48
you know you play to much DS when:
you talk to yer dad and talk about how much bombs affect people and building is so much better
when you start calling your brother blueprint
when you start belittling people for their "Short comings"
when you tell your friends you go to work but they ask you what your work is and you tell them "im a Fleet admiral in a game called darkspace and my job is building planets and making thousands of prestige" instead of money lol
when you get into a fight and look for the self destruct button but get beaten up anyways lol
when your check says 10 million credits instead of Dollars
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Not Akatsuki's alt
Cadet
Joined: March 20, 2007
Posts: 13
From: Orochimaru
| Posted: 2007-04-03 22:21
when you put a bat on your back saying its a sensor
you never say "my home" but "my planet"
you use the keyboard to drive/move
you wake up and say "mum...wheres my ship?"
you make a gas cloud out of red smoke
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Hawk™
Cadet
Joined: July 22, 2003
Posts: 570
From: Lagtopia, Lag system.
| Posted: 2007-04-04 02:12
You know your a DS Junkie when your posting in this thread...
(that includes me)
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FIR3T0N3 [R33]
1st Rear Admiral
Joined: February 23, 2006
Posts: 30
| Posted: 2007-04-04 02:20
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On 2007-04-04 02:12, Hawk™ wrote:
You know your a DS Junkie when your posting in this thread...
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i second that.
your a DS Junky when. your life consists of regular updates. currently your at 1.483.6
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