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BackSlash
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Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2007-01-25 18:21   
* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

* Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

* The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

* We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

* If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

* A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

* A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

* Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

* A backward poet writes inverse.

* In a democracy it's you r vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

* A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

* If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

* With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

* Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A -flat miner.

* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

* A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

* You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

* He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

* A calendar's days are numbered.

* A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

* A boiled egg is hard to beat.

* He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

* A plateau is a high form of flattery.

* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

* When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

* When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

* Acupuncture: a jab well done
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$yTHe {C?}
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
Posted: 2007-01-25 18:38   
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Tikki
Cadet
Raven Warriors

Joined: March 10, 2005
Posts: 132
From: Canuckistan
Posted: 2007-01-25 18:39   
I'm sorry, Jack. I need to hurt you now.
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Commander of the Missle Cruiser 'Nevermore'
Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
Posted: 2007-01-25 18:43   

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Ants
Chief Marshal

Joined: February 11, 2005
Posts: 315
From: Canada
Posted: 2007-01-25 19:02   
heh
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Raven Warriors

Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
Posted: 2007-01-25 19:35   
Quote:

On 2007-01-25 18:38, $yTHe {Ret.} wrote:
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2007-01-25 19:43   

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Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
Posted: 2007-01-25 21:26   
Quote:

On 2007-01-25 19:35, Enterprise wrote:
Quote:

On 2007-01-25 18:38, $yTHe {Ret.} wrote:
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Ospolos
Grand Admiral

Joined: January 31, 2004
Posts: 567
From: ON, CANADA
Posted: 2007-01-25 21:43   

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Fattierob
Vice Admiral

Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
Posted: 2007-01-26 05:08   
pretty much sums up my opinion of those jokes(read right to left, btw...):


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2nd Rear Admiral
Angry Mob

Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
Posted: 2007-01-26 06:07   

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doda *EP5 no longer exception...*
Grand Admiral

Joined: December 11, 2005
Posts: 1012
From: happy land
Posted: 2007-01-26 12:22   
should I be nice or should I be rude....
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Lyedtau
Admiral

Joined: January 18, 2007
Posts: 147
From: Dev land
Posted: 2007-01-26 13:01   
Quote:

On 2007-01-25 18:43, Lacrosseian wrote:
I LOL'd


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Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
Posted: 2007-01-26 15:43   
I was framed!
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Pitch Black


Joined: March 18, 2004
Posts: 1895
From: Maryland, U.S.A
Posted: 2007-01-26 19:05   

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