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Poopshackles
Admiral
Joined: June 02, 2006
Posts: 96
From: Cambridge Ont.
|  Posted: 2007-01-06 09:00
the name tells it all.
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
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Ants
Chief Marshal
Joined: February 11, 2005
Posts: 315
From: Canada
| Posted: 2007-01-06 11:37
it got me in to read. it sure picked me up 
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Hawk™
Cadet
Joined: July 22, 2003
Posts: 570
From: Lagtopia, Lag system.
| Posted: 2007-01-06 13:09
Hey baby, if you say no I'm gonna detonate these plastic explosives in your purse I slipped in 30 minutes ago.
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Light-of-Aurora
Grand Admiral
Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2007-01-06 14:23
I only have three months to live...
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven??
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?
Wow.
Are you wearing astronaut pants? 'Cause your ...butt... is out of this world!
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
You must play the trumpet, because you sure made me horny!
I'm a little embarrased for knowing these... They're supposed to be really bad, which makes them pretty good. I don't know if that makes sense. 
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Joe dirt
Fleet Admiral
Joined: April 18, 2006
Posts: 273
| Posted: 2007-01-06 17:36
do these pick up lines work?
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Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
| Posted: 2007-01-06 17:41
A pick up line that works... oxymoron?
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_x$witchBladex_ [1.480 Fanboy]
Grand Admiral
Joined: February 26, 2003
Posts: 849
From: Upstate New York
| Posted: 2007-01-06 19:10
How does this chloroform smell?
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LAG
Marshal
Lethal Assault Group
Joined: September 19, 2004
Posts: 323
From: Margaritaville
| Posted: 2007-01-06 19:33
chloroform? all pickkup lines work with that cuz there absolutultely knocked the fark out. A little more creativity will do some good on this thread.
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$yTHe {C?}
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2007-01-06 19:45
Hi, I'm [insert royal title here].
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2007-01-06 20:03
*flashes a wallet filled with real-looking (actually fake) credit cards and a wallet packed with bills (really monopoly money).*
It works, trust me.
-Ent
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Feralwulf
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004
Posts: 1729
From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2007-01-06 20:17
This has actually worked for me...more than once.
"Would you be interested in a meaningful overnight relationship?"
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Kanman
Grand Admiral
Pitch Black
Joined: August 26, 2005
Posts: 1017
From: Virginia, United States
| Posted: 2007-01-06 22:55
..... .... I got nothing... I sat and tried to think of one for about 5 min, but all i could hear was Quagmire (from Family guy) in my head saying all the lines i read from you guys.
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Hawk™
Cadet
Joined: July 22, 2003
Posts: 570
From: Lagtopia, Lag system.
| Posted: 2007-01-06 23:00
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On 2007-01-06 19:33, LAG -recruiting- wrote:
chloroform? all pickkup lines work with that cuz there absolutultely knocked the fark out. A little more creativity will do some good on this thread.
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What plastic explosives arent creative?
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Entil-Zha the Starkiller
Chief Marshal
Ravenous Wolfpack Clan
Joined: May 02, 2005
Posts: 261
From: Arizona - Where DST is a myth
| Posted: 2007-01-07 00:26
Listen lady, I have a busy night ahead of me, or should I ask the next broad on my list?
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LAG
Marshal
Lethal Assault Group
Joined: September 19, 2004
Posts: 323
From: Margaritaville
| Posted: 2007-01-07 05:00
here's one that works... it'll be bleeped though... you fill in the blanks. Expect to get smacked a lot. Crude but effective.
Start at one end of the bar asking, "You wanna bleep?", and keep at it until you reach the door.
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