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Angry Mob

Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
Posted: 2007-01-03 07:49   
Product Warnings
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:

Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.

Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness


Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption

Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume

Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.

Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.

Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End

Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park

Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.

Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
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Smartin
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Joined: August 04, 2005
Posts: 1107
From: Michigan
Posted: 2007-01-03 08:04   
Whats dumb is companies actually have to put these labels on their product in order to avoid getting sued. Good post none the less.
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Joined: May 11, 2005
Posts: 1786
From: Netherlands
Posted: 2007-01-03 08:17   
yup
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Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
Posted: 2007-01-03 15:09   
I'm with I think it was Bill Engvall when he says "take all safety labels off products and let the problem sort itself out"
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Joined: April 27, 2003
Posts: 349
From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posted: 2007-01-03 15:56   
ROFL
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
Posted: 2007-01-03 16:04   
i loled! hehehehehe
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Binks
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Joined: November 28, 2003
Posts: 469
Posted: 2007-01-03 16:51   
Quote:

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.



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Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
Posted: 2007-01-03 17:15   
Seinfield's Lock
Door must be closed.

Funny stuff! The only one I've actually seen was the Silk Soy Milk carton, but I'm pretty sure it's intended to be a joke.
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Joined: March 20, 2004
Posts: 294
Posted: 2007-01-03 17:22   
most warning lables are on there because someone has already done it or the company has been sued for that reason

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Joined: December 11, 2005
Posts: 1012
From: happy land
Posted: 2007-01-03 20:13   
lol you get pretty funny stuff when you read warning lables
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