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Axianda The Royal Fleet Admiral Terra Squadron
Joined: November 20, 2001 Posts: 4273 From: Axianda
| Posted: 2006-12-03 11:43  
my fellow ppl... it is this time again, every year the great menace comes around and gives toys to children making the hyper active for the next couple of weeks RUINING my peace and well being.
i am talking about... the Santa Claus.
this cannot be tollerated and must be stopped... i have tried.. oh i have tried so many times but to no avail.. this time next to the regular weapons of mass destruction and anything else that hurts i ask for your help.
put the following picture in your signature and help me stop the red menace once and for all, safe your sanity before the children drain it for the next year.
this has been a message from The Grinch broadcast company, any negative side effects due to the absence of santa is your own problem so dont dont bug The Grinch with your pesky problems, remember children can be eaten and are good for any diet
[ This Message was edited by: The Grinch on 2006-12-03 11:44 ]
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$wiss Admiral
Joined: November 08, 2002 Posts: 640 From: Prancing in the meadows with Jesus
| Posted: 2006-12-03 13:12  
How dare you!
My faithful elvs will rise and defeat you!
Come my minions, we must make more wood trains to hurl at the Grinch!
Down With Evil dooers!
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Claw (death jr.) Cadet
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 2 From: ????????
| Posted: 2006-12-03 13:40  
Mr. Kringle,
U SUCK!! GET'M GRINCH!!!!!!!!!
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Walrus of Apathy Admiral Templar Knights
Joined: August 07, 2005 Posts: 466 From: Dorans Basement
| Posted: 2006-12-03 13:41  
take that santa claus.
[small][ This Message was edited by: beastkiller on 2006-12-03 13:50 ][/small]
[ This Message was edited by: beastkiller on 2006-12-03 13:50 ]
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Light-of-Aurora Grand Admiral
Joined: December 01, 2003 Posts: 602 From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2006-12-03 16:36  
I'm with Kris!
Santa > Grinch
Grinch = n00bz0rwtfl4m3gtf0
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Axianda The Royal Fleet Admiral Terra Squadron
Joined: November 20, 2001 Posts: 4273 From: Axianda
| Posted: 2006-12-04 11:12  
come come mr. santa, you have always had so much commercial support.
this time i will beat you at your own game.
Join me players of Darkspace together we will get rid of santa and have a nice and quiet Xmass.
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icansee Cadet
Joined: August 02, 2006 Posts: 327
| Posted: 2006-12-04 11:21  
get lost you nasty mod i hope you die in pain
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Tbone Grand Admiral
Joined: July 21, 2001 Posts: 1756 From: Vancouver
| Posted: 2006-12-04 14:10  
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On 2006-12-04 11:21, Fluffy Polar Bear (Meow) wrote:
get lost you nasty mod i hope you die in pain
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Wow, this was totally in context.
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Coeus Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006 Posts: 2815 From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-12-04 15:23  
I celebrate Festavus.
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Axianda The Royal Fleet Admiral Terra Squadron
Joined: November 20, 2001 Posts: 4273 From: Axianda
| Posted: 2006-12-04 17:26  
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On 2006-12-04 15:23, Coeus the Drunken Elf wrote:
I celebrate Festavus.
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i would join you in your celebrations provided there was sufficient entertainment of my caliber... however since you are an elf only have one thing to say to you...
if children are watching please look at the birds outside
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2006-12-04 17:44  
winter-een-mas 4tw
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Fattierob Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003 Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2006-12-04 18:35  
Darkspace Christmas?
Mirvmas!...no.....Darkmas!......YES!
I herebly declare the first year of Darkmas! Quickly! Instead of green and red as colors, we'll use.....Dark and Darker! Brillance! Instead of a star on top of our tree, we'll put a picture of Demorian's Mom!* And we'll hang MiRV bombs on the tree, and other festivious Darkspace things! (lag)
*Really Old Joke
[ This Message was edited by: &Fattierob (SHOOP DA WOOP) on 2006-12-04 18:37 ]
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Legatus Immolation Marshal
Joined: December 20, 2004 Posts: 384
| Posted: 2006-12-04 22:09  
Listen don't ring me after i tell u this, it's not something i want to talk about on the phone. We'll talk about it later, i want to be the one to tell u i dont want u to hear it from someone else.
i know ur going to be upset but im sure we can sort it out and work thru it......
theres no Santa.
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Coeus Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006 Posts: 2815 From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-12-05 09:03  
I've already got my control pad sceptre ready to go so that I may bonk annoying little kids on the head, Doran!
/me eyeballs his first target & counts the days until the last week of January...
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