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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
|  Posted: 2006-11-04 19:17
[/notmyidea]
here's the scenario: the admins were out drinking one night and had faaaar to much jager... and for reasons which probably made sense at the time, they decided to make YOU a moderator.
only problem is the new power has gone to your head and you're now on a power trip..
RULES
- you dont talk about ban club
- you DO NOT talk about ban club
- you can only ban the person who posted immedietly before you
- you cant just ban sombody for no reason, you must make up a reason for the ban. if you dont, you get banned
- if your reason sounds too made up, you get banned
- no boring reasons (nobody wants to read all that), you get banned if its boring
- normal RoC rules apply.
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Mithrandir
Chief Marshal
Joined: October 22, 2001
Posts: 1276
| Posted: 2006-11-04 19:20
Your header, "Rules" is spaced at least three lines above the actual list of rules. As everyone knows, that many blank lines is considered spam and a waste of DB space. Thusly, you are banned.
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Kanman
Grand Admiral
Pitch Black
Joined: August 26, 2005
Posts: 1017
From: Virginia, United States
| Posted: 2006-11-04 19:25
You ban Doran for taking up too many lines in the database, but let GothThug roam free after entire servers are filled with meaningless declarations and retractions of meaningless declarations. For apply the rules to some players but not others, you are being an unfair Admin and are therefore BANNED!
[ This Message was edited by: Kanman *FC2* on 2006-11-04 19:26 ]
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Lux (Polaris)
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: April 20, 2004
Posts: 835
From: Asgard
| Posted: 2006-11-04 19:47
You're harassing GT and defaming his wonderful forum posts with your post.
BAN.
[ This Message was edited by: Polaris {ISC} on 2006-11-04 19:48 ]
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Tbone
Grand Admiral
Joined: July 21, 2001
Posts: 1756
From: Vancouver
| Posted: 2006-11-04 19:59
Polaris edited his post, thus demonstrating that he cannot get things right reliably. Banned.
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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-11-04 20:27
oh my stars, im speechless really ^_^
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Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2006-11-04 20:34
For another pointless post for which you do not even contribute to the stated topic and/or post you are there for
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-11-04 20:56
You have too many owls in your post, and not enough goats, therefor, you are banned.
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Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2006-11-04 21:00
You do not know how to spell therefore, therefore you are banned.
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-11-04 21:00
You cannot ban someone after you have been banned, you are re-banned!
[ This Message was edited by: Darksoul [GLL] on 2006-11-04 21:02 ]
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Ship-Of-Fools
2nd Rear Admiral
Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
| Posted: 2006-11-04 21:03
you sir, stole my apple fritter in a previous life
so Banned
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-11-04 21:04
Rule #5 violation your ban is invalid, you are banned!
[ This Message was edited by: Darksoul [GLL] on 2006-11-04 21:04 ]
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Inanimate Carbon Rod
Cadet
Joined: February 17, 2006
Posts: 22
| Posted: 2006-11-04 21:17
Darksoul, you are banned for having multiple/deleted multiples, of posts regarding series of bans!
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Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2006-11-04 21:31
You sir are banned for forgetting the [GLL] at the end of Darksoul, that is a very very very important part to forget... In fact, you are permabanned.
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Slidevail**
Marshal
Courageous Elite Commandos
Joined: June 05, 2004
Posts: 25
From: u.s.a. and China
| Posted: 2006-11-04 22:00
can ya get some cheese with that ban sandwitch ?
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