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Lark of Serenity
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Raven Warriors

Joined: June 02, 2002
Posts: 2516
Posted: 2006-07-10 21:59   
post reasons why u wouldnt want certain players anywhere near your children if/when u have them.

Coeus - children would learn too much about alcohol, specifically vodka
Monty - children wouldnt have any pants on when you got home
Enterprise - all your cheesecake would be gone, the kids would want to stockpile cheesecake
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Coeus
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Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: March 22, 2006
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From: Philly
Posted: 2006-07-10 22:06   
...

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Raven Warriors

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2006-07-10 22:14   
I thought Ent was ok, he wouldn't teach the kids anything bad >.>
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Lark of Serenity
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Posted: 2006-07-10 22:46   
Peanut - hell ruin the end of that movie u bought for the kids to watch
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*Peanut*
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Joined: October 24, 2004
Posts: 204
Posted: 2006-07-10 22:48   
Smokey will make their first word be lardball...
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The Monty
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Joined: October 07, 2002
Posts: 967
Posted: 2006-07-10 23:13   
Backslash, because Ill walk in the door and see my kids reprogramming the TV for naughty channels.
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2006-07-10 23:19   
Quote:

On 2006-07-10 23:13, Monty {Sad Panda Squadron} wrote:
Backslash, because Ill walk in the door and see my kids reprogramming the TV for naughty channels.




Damn straight.
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-Smokey-
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Joined: October 22, 2004
Posts: 784
From: Florida
Posted: 2006-07-10 23:23   
peanut: he would convince teh kids to commit suicide by jumping off the roof head first
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
Posted: 2006-07-10 23:25   
Smokey: he'd teach the kids to Bomb Indescriminately
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Raven Warriors

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Posts: 2673
Posted: 2006-07-10 23:30   
This is supposed to be a funny thread, not one involving bombing...
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-Smokey-
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Joined: October 22, 2004
Posts: 784
From: Florida
Posted: 2006-07-10 23:37   
goth: the kids would become whiners and nobody would hang out with them and they will end up livin in their mothers basement playin dungeons of dragons with dargon the dark dragon master and miles theunderworld demon.....and stuff

PS: coeus what were u thinking when u bought that shirt

[ This Message was edited by: Smokey{Recruiting} on 2006-07-10 23:38 ]
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*Peanut*
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Joined: October 24, 2004
Posts: 204
Posted: 2006-07-10 23:43   
Smokey: your kids will make fun of GT all of the time...
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Zeritu
Grand Admiral
Pitch Black


Joined: December 02, 2002
Posts: 264
Posted: 2006-07-10 23:58   
Who wouldn't want to stockpill Cheesecake I would

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Peter Wiggin
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Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
Posted: 2006-07-11 00:07   
Crim:because my kids would become sexual deviants and run around humping random peoples legs.
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Enterprise
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Raven Warriors

Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
Posted: 2006-07-11 04:46   
Lark : Because all my kids would suddenly find sharp objects and my netherregions very interesting.

Crim : I could never speak to my kids again without hearing at least one sexual innuendo referring to baking, hotdogs, or long handled broomsticks.

Vore : Self explanitory.

kenetiks : ALSO, self explanitory.



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