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Enterprise Chief Marshal Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002 Posts: 2576 From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2006-07-10 09:51  
For the people out there who spend too much time around computers (like me - ish) sometimes we apply the computer to real life in many ways no?
So I got to thinking "If I had a keyboard/mouse at my disposa in real-life, how would I use it?"
Yeah I have a screwy imagination. Bite me.
I just know know I would high light cars and type /kick to watch them fly. XD
So the question is what would you do?
-Ent
I can see already the amount of people clicking on women and typeing /undress.
[ This Message was edited by: Enterprise on 2006-07-10 09:51 ]
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Leonide Grand Admiral Templar Knights
Joined: October 01, 2005 Posts: 1553 From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2006-07-10 10:01  
i would highlight the Army and hit the ESC button.
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Joe dirt Fleet Admiral
Joined: April 18, 2006 Posts: 273
| Posted: 2006-07-10 10:10  
i would press alt f4 when my boss starts complaining
and when some person starts talking way to much click on em add em to ingore
[ This Message was edited by: Assimilated Borgie on 2006-07-10 10:11 ]
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$yTHe {C?} Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2002 Posts: 1292 From: Arlington, VA
| Posted: 2006-07-10 10:33  
I would ctrl+alt+delete the program Microsoft Headquarters, just to be ironic.
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Capt.picard Admiral
Joined: April 15, 2005 Posts: 97 From: Peterborough, England
| Posted: 2006-07-10 10:37  
when people die i would take them out of the recycle bin.
i would go into my properties and hide my self so i would be invisible!
[ This Message was edited by: Capt.picard(ahhh! so many tribles!)*FL* on 2006-07-10 10:39 ]
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Smartin Grand Admiral
Joined: August 04, 2005 Posts: 1107 From: Michigan
| Posted: 2006-07-10 10:54  
I would probably start by FDISKing everything and putting the whole world on one drive so there would be no more seperate nations. Then I would formatt everything to a clean state and install a Society to my likeing. Once to a state I liked I would put up a Firewall for protection again alein invasions and spam blocker to keep people like goth out from getting in.
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Bobamelius Grand Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: October 08, 2002 Posts: 2074 From: Ohio
| Posted: 2006-07-10 11:09  
Smartin has a plan!
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BackSlash Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003 Posts: 11183 From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-07-10 11:09  
sv_cheats 1
impulse 101
god
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-07-10 11:10  
All I have to say is, /mute, /ban, and of course, who could forget control +z/c/v...
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Binks 1st Rear Admiral
Joined: November 28, 2003 Posts: 469
| Posted: 2006-07-10 12:17  
Hmm...
If in a really boring conversation or event, hit forward
If I need to know something I was told a while ago and forgot, back until I see it, see it again, forward back to where I need it
When my car breaks down, hit home
Refresh the world as many times at it takes to make it crash.
And I'd also do something like Backslash
sv_cheats_1
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Fattierob Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003 Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2006-07-10 12:35  
I'd ask god to make me an moderator, to always wear the green coat of my dreams......
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Feralwulf Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004 Posts: 1729 From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2006-07-10 17:07  
I'd Reboot and see if I could get a better connection.
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Light-of-Aurora Grand Admiral
Joined: December 01, 2003 Posts: 602 From: NJ, USA
| Posted: 2006-07-10 17:08  
Crtrl+Z is a great function...And we could use F1 in some situations, and a purple manual would land in our hands..
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Coeus Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006 Posts: 2815 From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-07-10 18:00  
/mode +O
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-07-10 20:00  
Coeus, thats just hax I also want Sv_cheats 1 Notarget ; ) Makes me invisable!
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