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Dragonterro
Fleet Admiral
Joined: December 24, 2005
Posts: 70
From: Germany
|  Posted: 2006-06-09 15:43
there is a man that find a bottel and cleaning it. Buuufff there appiers a ghost and say to him you free me you have 1 free wish.
the man says i wonna go to jamaika but scared to fly plz build me a Bridge the ghost mean thats hard work plz wish something else.
the man hmmmm ok i wish i now whot woman thinking.
the ghost ask the man do you wish 2way or 4 way Bridge
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BackSlash
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Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-06-09 15:48
Old. Still good, but old 
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-06-09 15:55
I've heard a different variation of it. but it's still a good joke =)
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Dragonterro
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Joined: December 24, 2005
Posts: 70
From: Germany
| Posted: 2006-06-09 16:00
feel free to place jokes ^^
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2006-06-09 16:30
Hey, you hear about the guy who tried to start a joke thread with a poorly written, typo filled, non funny joke?
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2006-06-09 16:54
Shut up Fattie, it was a good joke you nubbin.
Haha! NUBBIN!
Weee.
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Nubbin so funny ho ho! Ho ho!
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2006-06-09 18:54
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
| Posted: 2006-06-10 00:42
heh, Dragonterro attempting humor, It is too laugh  2 Fat Guys walk into a Cliff Side bar, 1 isnt there, the other is hanging off the cliff, It appears the Floor Gave way ^^
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Dragonterro
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Joined: December 24, 2005
Posts: 70
From: Germany
| Posted: 2006-06-10 01:57
better that all the time thie flame threads
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Dragonterro
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Joined: December 24, 2005
Posts: 70
From: Germany
| Posted: 2006-06-10 02:06
a Man walk into a bar in a high house the bar is in the 10 floor.
he c a man how trinks a green drink .he ask the barman he how good is the drink the guy that trink it say this is a good drink you can fly with it. the man really. the other man yes look the goes to the window and flys around the house and back. the other man say i whant this to.the barman here we go enjoy it.he drinks it and goes to the window and jump bluufffff he hit the ground hard and died.the barman sayes to the man how drinks the green trink first.Superman when you drink you are are bad bad man ^^.
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Doran
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Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2006-06-10 08:56
How many Am Fah does it take to fix a broken wagon?
It takes ten, nine to steal the wagon and one to fix it.
[ This Message was edited by: Doran on 2006-06-11 09:14 ]
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Drafell
Grand Admiral
Mythica
Joined: May 30, 2003
Posts: 2449
From: United Kingdom
| Posted: 2006-06-10 08:59
A man walks into a bar.
"Ouch!"
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Binks
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Joined: November 28, 2003
Posts: 469
| Posted: 2006-06-10 09:26
That's a pretty good joke, if I hadn't heard it before I probably would've laughed aloud...but you might want to fix the grammer/spelling to make it easier to read...
You guys want to hear my two jokes that are practically guaranteed to stop all laughter? (It's worked on half-asleep friends of mine who couldn't stop laughing till I told one of these jokes )
Two pretzels were walking down the street, one was assaulted (say it aloud if you don't get it)
Two guys walked into a bar, which if funny cause you'd think the second one would've seen the first do it.
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-06-10 10:30
Heh, good jokes =P Doran, we need a Jade Brotherhood joke now ; )
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TroyMars
Chief Marshal
T-Roy! and Friends
Joined: July 05, 2005
Posts: 267
| Posted: 2006-06-10 22:52
a hydrogen atom walks into a bar, bar tender ask why so sad? hydrogen atom said I lost an electron and I’m positive about that...
a termite walks into a bar ask where is the bar tender.
you know what I herd.... sheep...
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