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Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
Posted: 2006-05-25 12:38   
Well, I was going to post this in the original Idiot Awards Topic, but apparently the forums crashed just before I hit the Submit button. I can't find the original topic, now, so here is my Idiot Award story anyway.
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Five years ago (I think. I'm eighteen now, and I think I was twelve or thirteen when this happened).

Brother is left in charge of me at the house, wakes me up (it's summer at the time), and tells me to go to the neighbors if I need anything, because that is where he will be. We live a cul-de-sac, mind you. A few hours later, I wake up and need food, and I am not really awake yet, so I can't find any that I do not need to fix in the kitchen. I walk over to the neighbors (cul-de-sac, so I end up walking across the big turnaround road), knock on the door, and the following conversation went like this:

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Adam: Yeh.....yessum?
Me: Hey, is my brother here?
Adam: *snickers a bit* Yeah, I'll go get him. *yells for brother*
Jim: . . . Yes?
Me: Do we have any snackfood left at home?
Jim: No.
Me: Okay.

-Awkward Silence-

Jim: Why aren't you wearing any pants?
Me: *groggy* Huh?
Jim: You're wearing a jersey and some briefs *(before the discovery of boxers)*
Me: I am? Oh. Hmm. Well, see you later.
Jim: . . . bye.

And I walked back across the road on a sunny summer day at noon, wearing absolutely no pants.
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Raven Warriors

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2006-05-25 12:47   
Heh. Yeah, I was gonna remake the thread. Forums backstabbed me and killed it >> But, I shall post my moment...again.
I'm gonna make a BLT. The toaster is jammed on one side. The toaster is plugged in. I get the great idea to unjam it with a knife, while it is on. I reach for knife, and then it hits me, metal + electricity doesn't go togather well =P Of course, after the English muffins popped up, I grabbed said knife and used it to get them out, before realising what could happen >>
Then, another great moment. Talking to someone, forget who, but they probably think I'm crazy now. Me : "Ha! This knife isn't sharp at all! Watch! *Slice* OMG MY HAND! THE PAIN!"
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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
Posted: 2006-05-25 13:59   
Yeah, so..While my English Teacher was handing out the exam, she asks "Does anyone need a pencil?" and I couldnt help myself. I suddenly blurt out "Your Mom needs a pencil.." The class goes quiet, then breaks out laughing..Teacher continues on! So after the exam, we where all talking, and the teacher goes " you all need to be quiet..", and again I couldnt help myself.. "Your mom needs to be quiet" came out quickly, again the laugh and the teacher continued on..Near the end of class, a kid screamed with laughter for some reason, and the teacher said " Dont scream like that!"..and..well. "Your mom screams like that."

-Crim
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$yTHe {C?}
Grand Admiral
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Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
Posted: 2006-05-25 14:21   
Well, this one time, I posted a bunch of posts that just consisted of "+1"...
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Smartin
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Joined: August 04, 2005
Posts: 1107
From: Michigan
Posted: 2006-05-25 14:33   
Quote:

On 2006-05-25 14:21, $yTHe {Ret.} wrote:
Well, this one time, I posted a bunch of posts that just consisted of "+1"...




and then what happened?
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Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
Posted: 2006-05-25 14:38   
Quote:

On 2006-05-25 14:33, Smartin wrote:
Quote:

On 2006-05-25 14:21, $yTHe {Ret.} wrote:
Well, this one time, I posted a bunch of posts that just consisted of "+1"...




and then what happened?



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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2006-05-25 14:46   
I was worried when you said "NO PANTS", then I realised you where using Americaneese. Stupid language!

Would of been better if you had no pants, more embarisment 4tw.
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-RevenG-

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Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2006-05-25 15:07   
Now now jack, we don't want half the neighborhood going blind do we? =P
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Lux (Polaris)
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: April 20, 2004
Posts: 835
From: Asgard
Posted: 2006-05-25 17:36   
Here's one. Now, this person has a reputation for having no common sense...

This person, Vivek Reddy, seeing as how his brand new video ipod had fingermarks and a few scratches on the screen, attempted to clean the screen with PAINT THINNER. And so that really strong liquid sorta ruined the ipod screen. Good going, Vivek...

No, it's not something I did, but I hate this guy and just felt I had to post that. +1!

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Marshal
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2006-05-25 18:20   
Quote:

On 2006-05-25 15:07, -RevenG- wrote:
Now now jack, we don't want half the neighborhood going blind do we? =P




Can't go blind from something you can't see
*runs*
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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral

Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
Posted: 2006-05-25 19:44   
oh my god hahahahhahahaha that was funny jack

the most idiotic thing i've done? hmm i got caught stealing $100 from my mom to go *hem* buy something illegal but i've wised up since then
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
Posted: 2006-05-25 19:59   
Hell, most idiotic thing I ever did?

"Sure Depth, I'll try your little 3d graphics 2d flying field spaceship game."
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Peter Wiggin
Midshipman

Joined: November 10, 2005
Posts: 636
Posted: 2006-05-25 20:11   
Lets see um thsi was recent too.Cursing out someone using Military Phonetic Alphabet and telling my buddy (who will not be named but he knows who he is) over clan chat what it really meant but instead of doing /send clan i accidentally did /me so um lets just say the ban was 2 seconds after i disappeared from lobby.
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-RevenG-

Raven Warriors

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2006-05-25 20:25   
New one, happened a few minutes ago. Get done brushing teeth, and I'm looking for the cover for the toothbrush head, it's a small clear case for it. Anyways, I spend about 5 minutes looking for it, then I notice it was on the entire time. Durr >>


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Admiral, I can't read,
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Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
Posted: 2006-05-25 21:26   
Sounds painful...
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