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Fattierob Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003 Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2005-12-03 22:24  
http://gprime.net/video.php/getalife
after watching this video, I had to write a script up for a DS version of it. I defintly need to get a mic and start recording this...
GM(Faustus)> Okay. You alpha strike the escort dessie, but your EAD cannot penetrate the unbalanced shields.
*Gm rolls dice*
Faustus> Oh yeah. And your EAD looses all of it's power.
baragon(Backy)> WHAT?!
Grichfast(Ent)> Backy, it's okay! you can have my lvl 9 supply ship of killing
Faustus> Ent, make your roll
*Ent rolls*
Faustus> Impressive...
Ent> Allright! I cast down a mighty flux storm, and I'll use my ugto imperialism to give it +77 atack points
Faustus> did you honestly think that in the current patch, flux would be effective against shields? you obviously didn't factor in the-
Faustus> what do you want, Josef?
Sara(Josef)> Nothiin...
Faustus> Fine, get your soda, and leave.
Josef> Why do you guys always play this stupid game?
Faustus> none of your buisness
Red> Maybe she can play the roll of Flipper, Richard
Faustus> ew! No. And when we're down here, you call me Faustus!
Sara> This is so lame. I bet the lobby thinks your lame too
Faustus> you wish
Sara> At least the people in the lobby have lives. I bet they woudn't play this game.
*Flashback to 500 seconds ago*
Shig(with a beard)> You enter a dark room, and smell a faint musky oder of Flipper. You type in /back, when suddenly Backy, the annoying ATI freak, begins spewing about how much nvidia sucks
Bob> Do I see that?
Shig> no, your still downloading the patch
Bob> Fine. I use my T1 connection to download the patch faster
*dice are rolled, sheets are consulted*
Shig>...I'm sorry. but you've been randomly kicked by bito for being a dork
bob> WHAT?! WELL THEN I MAKE MY COMPTUTER RECONNECT!
shig> No! your character woudn't do that! Besides, Bito has +7 sass.
bob> I woudn't stand a chance. my emote skills are only level 2..
*random noob runs in*
noob> hey! the ugto are attacking! sol has been bombed to nothing!
bob> oh, not again
Tbone> always with the mirving.
noob> what shall I tell the defence forces?
bob> tell them to fight there own battles. we have more lobby camping to do.
*flashback to current*
Josef> for why don't you guys do something exciting for once? Stop wasting your time and get a freakin life
(girl 2)Rogue Spear> come on sara, forget it.
Josef> yeah. Hey, let's watch the 6 hour cheese marathon
Rogue Spear> I hear the swiss is doing good this year..
Ent> I shoudn't be wasting my time like this...maybe Josef is right
Red> she still would have made a good flipper, though
faustus>....*Pukes*
[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob (x2 Java Compilers) on 2005-12-03 22:26 ]
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Philky!
Joined: July 19, 2004 Posts: 90
| Posted: 2005-12-03 22:44  
That was a long three minutes.
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Enterprise Chief Marshal Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002 Posts: 2576 From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2005-12-03 22:45  
...okay...I thought I didn't have a life...
After watching that movie, I almost feel normal...
Almost. =(
-Ent
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Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-12-03 23:03  
omg, I am normal compared to them =D
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Headshot | Mr. Supervisor Vice Admiral
Joined: August 20, 2005 Posts: 32 From: Agency, Iowa
| Posted: 2005-12-04 00:12  
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On 2005-12-03 23:03, -RevenG- wrote:
omg, I am normal compared to them =D
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we all are...we all are
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Ospolos Grand Admiral
Joined: January 31, 2004 Posts: 567 From: ON, CANADA
| Posted: 2005-12-04 01:39  
As funny as it is, it makes me feel better about myself.
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Dom243 Fleet Admiral
Joined: December 11, 2002 Posts: 104
| Posted: 2005-12-04 02:15  
hfs fattierob, that was the funniest script i have ever seen lmfao still jeez, u need to record taht.
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BackSlash Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003 Posts: 11183 From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-12-04 04:55  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
Not my EAD!
(Dominator, your sig is too big!)
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*Peanut* Admiral
Joined: October 24, 2004 Posts: 204
| Posted: 2005-12-04 15:28  
fattierob... i think you have no life writing the DS script...
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Borgie Chief Marshal Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005 Posts: 2256 From: close by
| Posted: 2005-12-05 08:08  
lol glad im not that bad
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Coeus {NCX-Charger} Admiral, I can't read, Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004 Posts: 3635 From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-12-05 22:44  
I dun feel so bad about playing magic with a buncha normal-ish guys every week now TY fr!
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