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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
|  Posted: 2005-11-28 15:51
One night... Deep in Bito's secret hideout...
The evil genius was cooking up a storm... His master plan (to take over DarkSpace), was coming along quickly, and according to plan. He was working late one night...
Wondering how to take the final step, and over-throw their glorious leader Demorian...
Demorian's finger always ready on that ever-so important ban button..
Many a-time had Bito's plans been fooled by this Demorian. He was ready though... Ready with his new secret weapon...
That's right...
A Richard Simmons video...
This was sure to work. Surely not even the greatness that is Demorian can overcome the complete idiocy of one so great as R.S.
In the early days of his life. Bito had trained as a Ninja, and so this was a perfect opportunity to place the video into the much patrolled DarkSpace forums...
Using his limp ninja skills, Bito quickly took down any he encountered on his dangerous journey...
He encountered a great threat to his plans... BackSlash the local forum whore was ready waiting, his quick fingers could type out a report quicker than Fattierob can reply with a witty comment to a Josef joke.
BackSlash used all his cunning lure to take Bito on... Ninja v Ninja...
Unfortunately BackSlash did not see what was coming...
Bito unmasked his Ninja face... Such horrer... No one could survive such an attack...
Bito placed the video onto the forums... Everyone saw...
The reply was unanimous... Demorian was yet to see it.
Demorian had a quick death... The strike was too much for his cranial greatness. A statue was placed in memory of the great moderator that once was...
Such horror as Bito rained supreme over the forums...
He rained terror into the hearts of many as he posted pictures of his symbol of power...
May God have mercy on us all...
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-11-28 15:52
And may you ALL pay because I typed in "Sexy richard simmons" when searching google for pictures, because I started to type in "sexy ninja" but nooo... it had to pop up richard simmons...
*cries*
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Lark of Serenity
Grand Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: June 02, 2002
Posts: 2516
| Posted: 2005-11-28 15:59
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nice =P
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Admiral Larky, The Wolf
Don't play with fire, play with Larky.
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2005-11-28 16:02
Hawt.
-Ent
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Bash
Fleet Admiral
Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
| Posted: 2005-11-28 18:42
good one.......
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-11-28 21:07
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*ded*
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-11-28 21:32
o..m..g
*dies*
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Borgie
Chief Marshal
Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2005-11-28 22:14
someone has too much time on there hands..
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Joker(TheOne)
Captain
Joined: February 16, 2003
Posts: 57
| Posted: 2005-11-28 22:47
Imagine what you could've done more productively...
For Example:
Worked
Played in the MV
Met Random People
Imagine all the wasted seconds of your life..
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Novacat
Grand Admiral
Joined: October 30, 2001
Posts: 2337
From: Starleague Cache
| Posted: 2005-11-28 22:59
Better example:
Get laid.
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Ghostly Specter of an Ancient Past.
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Ants
Chief Marshal
Joined: February 11, 2005
Posts: 315
From: Canada
| Posted: 2005-11-28 23:51
nice
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The Anarchist
Grand Admiral
Joined: January 09, 2005
Posts: 83
| Posted: 2005-11-29 01:08
*Falls back off the chair, hits his head on the wood floor, rolls around holding his head and laughing in the pain, and dies*
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