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Diabo|ik
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Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
Posted: 2005-11-14 16:40   
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger,
fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls
out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"A hamburger, fries, and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks
the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato,
and salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be
$32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity
any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic
and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay
for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right
amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for
a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

Rogue Spear sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I
say."




Edit : Welcome back BTW Rogue, you know we love you...

[ This Message was edited by: Diabo|ik on 2005-11-14 21:12 ]
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Joined: December 08, 2002
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From: Brattleboro, Vermont
Posted: 2005-11-14 16:49   

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Posted: 2005-11-14 16:51   

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Josef
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Joined: February 15, 2002
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Posted: 2005-11-14 17:14   

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Fleet @0. Simply the best.

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Joined: March 03, 2004
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Posted: 2005-11-14 17:49   
lmao, nice.
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Joined: February 04, 2005
Posts: 365
Posted: 2005-11-14 17:55   
lol good one

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Bobamelius
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Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 2074
From: Ohio
Posted: 2005-11-14 18:36   
Good one.
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Light-of-Aurora
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Joined: December 01, 2003
Posts: 602
From: NJ, USA
Posted: 2005-11-15 08:29   
We do nothing in my computer class, and now we're gathered around my screen reading your joke
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Axianda The Royal
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Joined: November 20, 2001
Posts: 4273
From: Axianda
Posted: 2005-11-16 06:25   
Quote:

On 2005-11-14 17:14, Josef wrote:




Dont know about you folks but i just LOVE the 2nd wish, i mean look at her its a babe and if you get fed up with her or she gets to fat you can always grill her....

the 2nd wish is pure genious


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DOM700 [-IMO-]
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Joined: July 26, 2001
Posts: 3175
From: Eckental, Germany, Sol-System
Posted: 2005-11-16 12:26   
evil....
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Borgie
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Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
Posted: 2005-11-17 04:00   
funny but wrong
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Joined: June 02, 2002
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Posted: 2005-11-18 18:48   
*waits for Rogues inevitable clever retort*
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GothThug {C?}
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Joined: June 29, 2005
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Posted: 2005-11-18 23:05   
that was just genious
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Borgie
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Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
Posted: 2005-11-19 01:23   
Quote:

On 2005-11-16 06:25, The Grinch wrote:
Quote:

On 2005-11-14 17:14, Josef wrote:




Dont know about you folks but i just LOVE the 2nd wish, i mean look at her its a babe and if you get fed up with her or she gets to fat you can always grill her....

the 2nd wish is pure genious





omg ... lmao

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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
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Joined: February 16, 2004
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From: South Philly
Posted: 2005-11-19 13:06   
BRILLIANT!
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