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Fatal Rocko Willis Fleet Admiral Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003 Posts: 1336 From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2005-09-18 13:18  
Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes, and 4,998 live in Kentucky.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky, plus a couple that nobody has seen before.
Squirrels will eat anything.
Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.
Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, its a buggy.
People actually grow and eat okra.
"fixinto" is one word.
There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and then there's "supper."
Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two.
"Backards and forwards" means, " I know everyhting about you."
"Jeetchet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat yet?"
You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work till you're done or till it's too dark to see.
And if you are wondering.. YES I am from Kentucky!
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Koda Marshal Fatal Squadron
Joined: August 29, 2002 Posts: 1384
| Posted: 2005-09-18 13:48  
yeah the Lunch = Dinner and Dinner = Supper is also common in parts of NE also..
that always messed me up as a kid. Being a city kid, then going to the country on the weekends to visit my Grandparrents.
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Sixkiller Marshal Courageous Elite Commandos
Joined: May 11, 2005 Posts: 1786 From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2005-09-18 15:31  
lol
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NeoHermes (vigilance) Cadet Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: September 29, 2003 Posts: 217 From: Floating around somewhere
| Posted: 2005-09-18 16:44  
interesting.
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Trekkie_zero Cadet
Joined: October 14, 2003 Posts: 146 From: A state with too many A\'s....
| Posted: 2005-09-18 16:58  
catchy and interesting at the same time
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kenetiks Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: November 21, 2001 Posts: 1130 From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2005-09-18 18:32  
This goes for all states and cities, although cities have literally redifined speach in america.
Breakfast meant "break fast". It's original meaning is I guess open to debate.
There wasn't "lunch", it was dinner(lunch) and supper.
On a side note, Mississippians eat okra too. Sweet tea(or sweat tea for Shig) has and always will be better for you than any soft drink(or coke being the generic term in the south, that's "pop" for all you yanks ).
And working the "country folks" that most people refer to as being "southern" are actually found all over the US. And if we didn't work till dark or untill it got done, the cities and all their instant gratification would come to a grinding and immediate halt. Well, for the most part anyway, they'd just starve.
Nice compilation though
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Koda Marshal Fatal Squadron
Joined: August 29, 2002 Posts: 1384
| Posted: 2005-09-18 20:01  
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On 2005-09-18 18:32, kenetiks wrote:
And if we didn't work till dark or untill it got done, the cities and all their instant gratification would come to a grinding and immediate halt. Well, for the most part anyway, they'd just starve.
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what is this instant gratifcation you speak of?
/me uses cc to pay for life size replica of princess Leia and hits the priority shipping option!
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Coeus {NCX-Charger} Admiral, I can't read, Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004 Posts: 3635 From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-09-18 20:22  
Coke > pepsi > redneck terms
And... erm.. what the frack is okra?
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Fatal Rocko Willis Fleet Admiral Fatal Squadron
Joined: March 01, 2003 Posts: 1336 From: Kentucky
| Posted: 2005-09-18 20:34  
OMG.. you don't know what Okra is? Dude I will send you some.. or better yet go buy some, deep fry it and eat it!
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kenetiks Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: November 21, 2001 Posts: 1130 From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2005-09-18 22:26  
I second Rocko on this one...You don't know what okra is?
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Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2005-09-18 23:03  
Dude, okra is the pwnage! *Searchs google to make sure it's the pwnage*
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Coeus {NCX-Charger} Admiral, I can't read, Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004 Posts: 3635 From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-09-18 23:35  
I eat cheese steaks foos!
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kenetiks Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: November 21, 2001 Posts: 1130 From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2005-09-19 08:30  
What's a cheese steak?
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kenetiks Admiral Galactic Navy
Joined: November 21, 2001 Posts: 1130 From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2005-09-19 08:37  
If you're from Mississippi....
You've been to or know about the towns of: Hot Coffee, Whynot, Soso, Shuqualak, Okalona, and Noxapater.
When someone talks about The Flag, you know exactly what flag they're refering to.
In any given parking lot, every third car has a Flag bumpersticker.
Your neighbor (or yourself) has the Confederate battle flag in his yard and nothing else.
You eat coon hash.
You know where chittlins come from.
You know it's coke, not "pop", or "soda."
You know pop is a noise or an action (ie the coon popped out of his hole), not a soft drink.
You can tell, purely by accent, whether a person is from the Black Belt, the Red Clay Hills, the Piney Woods, or the Delta.
You know that the Delta is not the one below New Orleans.
Your church's attendance is reduced by half on opening day of bow season.
The preacher is not there on opening day of gun season.
The last time it snowed, you took fifteen photos and put some in your freezer for old time's sake.
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
There is a trampoline in your neighbor's back yard.
Teenagers refer to the bus as the "cheese wagon," and refuse to ride it.
You only know five spices--salt, pepper, Ranch dressing, BBQ Sauce and hot sauce.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Mississippi.
[ This Message was edited by: kenetiks on 2005-09-19 08:37 ]
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