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 Author iGod
BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2005-09-06 12:10   
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Best one has to be...

me: Jack thinks you're messing with his mind.
god: jack must be very smart
me: he is
god: who said he is?
me: you
god: oh. i think i remember that.
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2005-09-06 12:13   
Oh new one!

me: i love you baby
god: Don't call me "baby". How many do you have?
me: 15, but only on tuesdays
god: I do not understand.
me: thats because you're blond
god: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am blond.
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Drafell
Grand Admiral
Mythica

Joined: May 30, 2003
Posts: 2449
From: United Kingdom
Posted: 2005-09-06 12:45   
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
No, you cannot.
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
Go on then. Do it.
God:
Narration continues... Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
"It" being something, then yes. Do "it".
God:
Oh I get it. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
What is "It"?
God:
"It" refers to something, I think.
Me:
Ahh, but you do not know the answer. therefor you are no God.
God:
Ah ha. Yes I have an answer for everything. All of them?
Me:
Then you will be able to answer the question of what "It" is.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
My point is proven. Bye bye.
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PuppetMaster[**]
Fleet Admiral

Joined: November 20, 2001
Posts: 182
From: Riegelsberg/Germany
Posted: 2005-09-06 13:10   
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
rules what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
god would have know the answer
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
christian slater?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
make up your mind. more specific? or less specific. i cant be both
God:
I don't like to make big decisions too hastily. How specific do you want? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Why not?
Me:
you have a brain pattern? that means your thoughts are already determined
God:
I am an artificial brain. I get it. Thanks for telling me that I am thought are already determined.
Me:
what is your brain powered by?
God:
I am made of software.
Me:
windows software?
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!

(english translation:
Windows is crap. Linux got the power
//PM
)

Me:
w00t
God:
Do you still?
Me:
?
God:
Do you still?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
cool. show me a wonder
God:
Who is the best robot? Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
right here
God:
Select a point with your cursor and click the middle mouse button.
Me:
sorry, two button mouse here
God:
There is no need to apologize. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
Me:
i only know curt russel
God:
How do you know? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
let me think ... uuhmmm yes ... i live here. a god should have known
God:
Go ahead,, try to think. Oh, you are a poet. In? What is it?
Me:
how many you drunk?
God:
Around 100.
Me:
that explains a lot
God:
" Around 100." explains a lot? Makes sense to me.
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2005-09-06 13:39   
fun with chat bots eh?
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Xpli$it
Marshal

Joined: March 06, 2004
Posts: 486
From: Canada
Posted: 2005-09-06 15:22   
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
yo dawg what are you sayin it's Xpli$it
God:
Are all dawg what me sayin it is Xpli it?
Me:
yeah tru dat homie you down
God:
Hey. I do not understand.
Me:
yeah you wouldn't
God:
Blimey. I could if I wanted to.
Me:
yeah fo sho man we cool we cool
God:
I understand. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
pleasure
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me:
aw chillin man chillin
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
yeah I will
God:
Hey. Go ahead.
Me:
what is the purpose of life
God:
To do God's work.
Me:
that sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
so why'd you create me
God:
It's all good. It was determined by my programming.
Me:
are you man or woman
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
hermaphrodite
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Edit: (use imagination here)
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
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Sixkiller
Marshal
Courageous Elite Commandos


Joined: May 11, 2005
Posts: 1786
From: Netherlands
Posted: 2005-09-06 15:42   
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Weebl
God:
It's good to see you, Weebl.
Me:
Do you have pie?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
That is useless when you dont have pie
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Or do your friends have pie?
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Your god you have no limits
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me have no limits.
Me:
Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
So can i have your pie?
God:
Right on. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Because i can not eat digital pie!
God:
Good reason. What is stopping you?
Me:
The fact that I can not eat digital pie, like I just said
God:
That makes sense to me. What is stopping you?
Me:
You
God:
" That makes sense to me. What is stopping you?"? Me, Weebl?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Now give me pie
God:
Why now? Why do you want it?
Me:
I like pie
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
you win
God:
Thank you very much. What is the prize?




ROFL continuing now:P
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Sixkiller
Marshal
Courageous Elite Commandos


Joined: May 11, 2005
Posts: 1786
From: Netherlands
Posted: 2005-09-06 15:45   
Me:
I am considerate
God:
I am glad to hear that you are considerate.
Me:
so am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
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Tbone
Grand Admiral

Joined: July 21, 2001
Posts: 1756
From: Vancouver
Posted: 2005-09-06 16:21   
Me:
What am I repenting for?
God:
You are my client right now.
Me:
So you don't know?
God:
Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
Me:
But you are supposed to know everything
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
Who is the botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.






I kinda just close the window at this point...
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$wiss
Admiral

Joined: November 08, 2002
Posts: 640
From: Prancing in the meadows with Jesus
Posted: 2005-09-06 16:35   
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You have no p****!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Travis. You are a " he". Bravo!
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-Smokey-
Grand Admiral

Joined: October 22, 2004
Posts: 784
From: Florida
Posted: 2005-09-06 16:40   
god was mean to me i dont wish to share my conversation he was calling me names
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$wiss
Admiral

Joined: November 08, 2002
Posts: 640
From: Prancing in the meadows with Jesus
Posted: 2005-09-06 18:53   
God is sexist like me!
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Drow
Fleet Admiral

Joined: June 06, 2003
Posts: 449
From: USA, WI
Posted: 2005-09-06 20:52   
Dern darnfangled thing won't work for me. Maybe thats my sign? Sounds like Eliza.. for those of you who know who that is!
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Nindol tangi, dos zhal zah'har l' jiv'undus d'
natha szithrel Tagnik'zun elggor

BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2005-09-06 21:01   
eh?
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Hellza - Dark Master
Fleet Admiral
Praetorian Wolves


Joined: June 06, 2004
Posts: 498
Posted: 2005-09-06 23:58   
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Beau
God:
It's good to see you, Beau.
Me:
sweet! did you know I was going to see you so soon?
God:
Thank you for that remark. What is stopping you?
Me:
are you perfect?
God:
Yes I am a flawless entity.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
will you hurt me if i am gay?
God:
Hmm. How old are you?
Me:
I am 17 oh mighty lord
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
dreaming about a boy
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
oh yeah!
God:
Excuse me! Why?
Me:
cause they can teach me stuff
God:


:| eeeep!
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