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Machoman VS Gandhi |
Diabo|ik
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Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
|  Posted: 2005-08-21 17:39
One day, a macho man thinking he's the end all be all of male virlity, self-control and confidence hears about a Guru that recently moved in the neighborhood and opened a temple wishing to find their true inner strength without any demonstration of violence or power. Even more, this guru is known for never losing his temper no matter what the situation.
Pissed off, the macho sees in this "wuss" the perfect opportunity to demonstrate the superiority of his way of thinking and his way of life.
The macho goes to the temple and proceed to destroy everything in it. He then goes on by calling the guru names and don't respect anyone, not even the guru's mother whom he calls a " daugher of a bitch ".
The guru not reacting at all, the macho says :
"I come here, I give you hate, abuse with an utter lack of respect, I destroy your temple, yet, you don't do anything to stop me, you don't defend yourself. You're just a sucka, a REAL man can't be anything like you are. You should really learn to stand up for yourself."
The guru smiles calmly and says :
My son, I will ask you 2 questions.
The macho nods and the guru asks :
"If you come here and you give me a gift. If I refuse to accept your gift, to whom does it still belongs?"
The macho answers :
"Me, of course."
The guru then says :
"Good, now my second question, if you come here and you give me abuse and disrespect. If I refuse to accept your abuse and your disrespect, to whom does this abuse and disrespect still belongs?"
The macho went away... beaten.
The lesson in life... If someone tries to mess with you, if someone tries to hurt you or to offer you something you don't want or need, you have the choice at all times to either accept or not what is given to you... You have the choice of either sharing the reality of others and being submitted to their whim and abuse, or you can create your own reality in which you are the alpha and the omega, in this world, nobody can take your confidence away, your sex appeal or the relative control that you have upon your life. Moreso, you can even share this reality with anyone you may want to welcome in it's midst.
[small][ This Message was edited by: Diabo|ik on 2005-08-21 18:03 ][/small]
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Ulric Winters
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Joined: February 21, 2004
Posts: 198
From: Somewhere
| Posted: 2005-08-21 17:52
oh noes, something sane in DS! the end is coming the end is coming!
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Tbone
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Joined: July 21, 2001
Posts: 1756
From: Vancouver
| Posted: 2005-08-21 19:51
I was hoping for a Randy Savage vs Ghandi wrestling match a la MTV...
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Bobamelius
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Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 2074
From: Ohio
| Posted: 2005-08-21 19:52
Haha Tbone
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BackSlash
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-08-21 20:55
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On 2005-08-21 19:52, Bobamelius wrote:
Haha Tbone
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Diabo|ik
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Joined: August 16, 2002
Posts: 327
From: Quebec, Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-21 22:33
T-Bone I can arrange that with Gandhi... tho you'll have to find Randy, the Machoman says he lost track of him after the last wrestlers "has been" convention.
BTW, I take 60 percent, you take 40 for Randy, Gandhi is reluctant to fight more than 1 geriatric in the same year... it's not good for his image.
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
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From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-08-25 13:21
I forget, didn't they have Gandhi on Celebrity Deathmatch before? Can't remember who he fought...
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