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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
|  Posted: 2005-08-13 22:50
Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer
12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need quad Alpha
processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
10) "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've heard it
read it in the original Klingon."
9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent
your skull!"
8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software
'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of
designers and quality assurance people in its wake."
7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have
'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle
the weak."
5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a
Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."
4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
3) "By filing this defect you have challenged the honor of my
family. Prepare to die!"
2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where
you stand!"
1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship
it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob (x2 Pistolet Makarov) on 2005-08-13 22:51 ]
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Axalon
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Joined: June 15, 2003
Posts: 442
From: East Windsor, NJ, USA
| Posted: 2005-08-13 23:27
#include
#include
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout << "I hate you with a passion." << endl;
cout << "Press enter for 0wn4g3." << endl;
getchar();
for( ; ; ; )
{
cout << "BADGER" << endl;
}
return 0;
}
/* 0wn3d. */
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BackSlash
Marshal
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Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-08-14 00:46
dim lmao
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Fatal -gambit-
Cadet
Joined: March 31, 2004
Posts: 105
From: Brooklyn, NY
| Posted: 2005-08-14 02:17
love this one...
http://orifice.net/4688
programmers will get it 
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Bobamelius
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Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 2074
From: Ohio
| Posted: 2005-08-14 09:05
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"What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software
'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of
designers and quality assurance people in its wake."
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I think that would make a good signature quote for Big F. 
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-08-14 12:09
ROFLMFAO!
Yeah, I dropped out of programming II before I got far enough to have the slightest clue wtf that means =P
Fattie, gj
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