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Fatal Rocko Willis
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Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
Posted: 2005-07-16 22:36   
Q: How many {removed} Administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. There is no shortage of filament. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate lightbulbs?



*NOTE* This is not a political statement.... just a small bit of humour... Since I am a person in the US Military I can say things like this...



[ This Message was edited by: Nax on 2005-07-17 10:47 ]
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
Posted: 2005-07-16 22:53   
Zing
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Linna Yamazaka {Vice Admiral}
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Raven Warriors

Joined: May 03, 2003
Posts: 415
From: killer
Posted: 2005-07-16 23:26   
LOL so ture so ture

And also, the company comander/ frist sergent is NEVER lost, you are the one lost. EVEN if you are at the point they said to meet you BEFORE you separated.
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Joined: March 20, 2004
Posts: 294
Posted: 2005-07-17 02:43   

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NoPants2win
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Joined: February 23, 2002
Posts: 1275
From: Poorly ventilated paint storage facility.
Posted: 2005-07-17 07:37   
Whats your job rocko?
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Valerius{DK}
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Joined: August 03, 2001
Posts: 595
From: Island of Zealand
Posted: 2005-07-17 09:50   
rocko, you home in the US yet, or still stationed abroad?

btw, nice joke, kinda reminds me of the Iraqi PR Minister: "There are no US troops in Baghdad (US tanks roll by behind the minister)"
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Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
Posted: 2005-07-17 11:34   
HAHAH! Nice bro!
Val, check his post in the SW forums.
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Joined: June 02, 2002
Posts: 2516
Posted: 2005-07-17 11:59   
an american, a canadian, and a spaniard are on safari, when they get captured by a local tribe of barbaric natives. they tell the three men that they are going to make canoes out of their skin, but that they may choose whichever way to die.

the american says "i want to kill myself with a knife." so the natives give him a knife, and he stabs himself.

the spaniard says "i want to kill myself with a gun." so the natives find themselves a gun, which the spaniard shoots himself with.

the canadian says "i want a fork."

"a fork?" say the natives. "why a fork?"

"you said any way i wanted, i want a fork."

the natives shrug, find a metal fork, and hand it to the canadian.

the canadian takes the fork and begins stabbing himself repeatedly, yelling "you ain't making no damn canoe outta me!"
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Posted: 2005-07-17 12:07   
hahahahha larky nice
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Fatal Rocko Willis
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Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
Posted: 2005-07-17 17:25   
First I am on a "Training" operation... should be back soon.... two I am sorry if I offended any rules, since Nax nipped my post in the bud somewhat...


I figure it was ok to say this since I am a Bush supporter in the first place... I posted it since it too reminded me of the Iraqi PM and his "There are no Americans in Bagdad" speech.

I am a Military Police Officer with extensive small arms/crew served weapons experiance. I work with a Helicopter Squadron which is CSAR/SpecOps capable... (CSAR = Combat Search And Rescue).
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Joined: May 12, 2005
Posts: 768
Posted: 2005-07-17 17:38   
It's not a bad joke, but, not naming the specific administration makes it less specific - less political. And, my opinion, you hear the same sort of explanations from *every* political administration for *every* nation.

Heck, I've waffled like that in Corporate America.

It's a survival skill

Nax
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Joined: March 01, 2003
Posts: 1336
From: Kentucky
Posted: 2005-07-18 02:16   
I figured as much Nax... No worries on my part... I am about the easist going player around... ask people about my patience teaching new players for hours on end....



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Joined: January 13, 2003
Posts: 437
From: London England
Posted: 2005-07-18 02:23   
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's a Red Cap Monkey.
Run away, Run away,
Very Fast.
/me goes into hiding.
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