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Drafell
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Mythica

Joined: May 30, 2003
Posts: 2449
From: United Kingdom
Posted: 2004-12-01 18:38   
A tech-speak angle on an old theme - All Husbands Out there - Pay Attention Please



Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User



REPLY:


Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support
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Antdizzle


Joined: February 07, 2003
Posts: 860
Posted: 2004-12-01 19:08   
Someone has posted this before.
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c0ld
Midshipman

Joined: June 24, 2003
Posts: 342
From: UK
Posted: 2004-12-01 19:10   
Lol

I'd advise, in this situtation, to go for a dual-boot system. With enough skill on your part, two operation systems can share the same hard-drive, but they must be kept well partitioned. Any contact between the two could be catastrophic.
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-RevenG-

Raven Warriors

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2004-12-01 19:11   
Read it. I loved it lol
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Sovereign
Fleet Admiral

Joined: September 14, 2003
Posts: 260
Posted: 2004-12-01 20:50   
Quote:

On 2004-12-01 19:08, Antdizzle wrote:
Someone has posted this before.



But it's still amusing.
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Chubba
Grand Admiral

Joined: April 29, 2003
Posts: 293
From: Australia
Posted: 2004-12-01 22:08   
Wife 1.1 is out now
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