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Sgt Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Giveaway II |
Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
|  Posted: 2010-02-08 20:18
Since there's FAAAAR too much QQ and not enough PEW PEW, and too much h8 and not enough <3 around here:
Cyberlogistics Ltd. in conjunction with Steam Avatar Fleet Sigma & Final Gaia Deployment Epsilon
a Five Star Chrome Scorpio production
-presents-
- a coupon worth 14 days free play time to one winner.
- a second coupon for 7 days free play time to a second winner.
- a third coupon for 7 days free play time to a THIRD WINNER. (because we're crazy like that)
This story starts aboard a medical starship. In it, a scottish media technician falls madly in love with a quartermaster from the future. To help out the lovebirds, Post ONLY (upon pain of post deletion) one of the following:
- a Picture of a Giraffe, and a Bizarre And Improbable Giraffe Herding Technique
- a Picture of a facefault AND a picture of a Humongous Mecha.
- a a Picture of something that would be best proceded by the phase "Don't try this at home" and subsequently followed by a Glasses Pull
- You may only enter with one account, and one account only.
- Please use thumbnails if your picture is larger than 500 pixels in any one dimension. See this thread for help posting images if you need it. The image must be veiwable at the time of the drawing to qualify (no broken links).
- If you need help finding a picture, try looking here.
This thread will be open for entries until Sunday, February 14th. At that time the thread will be closed and no more entries will be accepted. Three winners will be chosen shortly thereafter and the result will be posted. The winners will recieve their coupons via private message.
Contestants will have their name placed in a pool, then randomly selected to recieve the coupon.
In the event (unlikely, but possible) that the coupon cannot be redeemed by the winner (such as coupon turns out to be account-locked), other arrangements will be made.
[ This Message was edited by: Doran on 2010-02-08 20:20 ]
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Crim
Fleet Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 16, 2003
Posts: 1336
| Posted: 2010-02-08 21:53
 
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Fattierob
Vice Admiral
Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2010-02-08 21:56
It was twenty threads ago today,
Sgt. Doran taught the forum to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years,
Sgt. Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
We're Sgt. Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
Sit back and let the evening go.
Sgt. Doran's lonely, Sgt. Doran's lonely,
Sgt. Doran's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2042421/YEAAAAAAH.jpg
/contest
[ This Message was edited by: Fattierob on 2010-02-08 22:01 ]
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Leonide
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: October 01, 2005
Posts: 1553
From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2010-02-08 22:04
and:
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Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors
Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
| Posted: 2010-02-08 22:38
One of these is a humongous mecha.
One of these is a facefault.
I'll let you decide which is which.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/442632/Pictures/humongousmechafacefault1.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/442632/Pictures/humongousmechafacefault2.jpg
[ This Message was edited by: Sardaukar on 2010-02-08 22:38 ]
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Hakketak
Grand Admiral
Joined: March 24, 2009
Posts: 301
| Posted: 2010-02-09 08:47
Bizarre And Improbable Giraffe Herding Techniques
Consensus building on a Wiki. The actual techniques are still under development. They are rumored to involve an artful combination of assertiveness, initiative, saying your opinions, sensitivity, empathy, and asking other people their opinions.
In the end, it may be that success comes not so much from trying to herd other giraffes as it does from recognizing one's own giraffeness and learning how to productively compromise with the rest of the herd.
picture: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/SORHUsQ0yHI/AAAAAAAACR0/RowjGzdDuTY/s400/lion+chasing+giraffe.jpg
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The Fridge
Chief Marshal
Templar Knights
Joined: December 13, 2008
Posts: 559
From: In Your Fridge, Eating your Foods.
| Posted: 2010-02-09 10:59
http://www.richgonzales.com/drawings/mechachicken.jpg
[ This Message was edited by: The Fridge on 2010-02-09 10:59 ]
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Not validated
Joined: December 18, 2009
Posts: 70
| Posted: 2010-02-09 18:28
THIS FUNNY U KNOW THIS FUNNY!!
MAKE U LOL LONG TIME!!!
eppic phail
MOON WALK SMASH!!
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2010-02-14 09:37
last chance to have a chance
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Kenny_Naboo
Marshal
Pitch Black
Joined: January 11, 2010
Posts: 3823
From: LobsterTown
| Posted: 2010-02-14 13:10
Facefault 
Giant Mecha 
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Eledore Massis [R33]
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002
Posts: 2695
From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2010-02-14 14:16
Facefault
.. Allright lets zoom in shall we..
and giant Mecha..... lets take one out of Real live..
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2010-02-14 15:27
Winner 1- Eledore
Winner 2- Kenny_Naboo
Winner 3- HakkeTak
coupons sent to your private messages
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