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Walrus of Apathy
Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: August 07, 2005
Posts: 466
From: Dorans Basement
|  Posted: 2016-04-19 22:02
A UGTO playing Forum whining, Lobby camping Cheif Marshal with a 2 year old account was in the MV teaching a class on the EAD, known Dreadnought.
"Before class begins, you just get on your knees and worship the EAD and accept that it should be the strongest, most powerful ship DarkSpace has ever seen, even more powerful than the Siphon!"
A this moment, a brave, Scenario loving, new player friendly ICC veteran who had been playing DS for over ten years and understood the need for all ships to have weaknesses and fully supported all decisions made by the Dev Team logged on and undocked a Assault Cruiser.
"How good is this Cruiser, Uggie?"
The arrogant UGTO player smirked quite corporately, and smugly replyed "It sucks you stupid noob."
"Wrong, it's far more manuverable than a Dreadnought, and it if were as bad as you say, then it wouldn't be able to get on a Dreads rear arc where it can't be hit and destroy it.
The UGTO player was visibly shaken, and E-jumped out his Battle Dread and his copy of the UGTO Charter. He ragequit the MV crying those UGTO crocodile tears, those same tears they cry for Carriers (Which today have so many fighters they can even fight off the K'luth) when they jealouly try to keep small ships from having any ability to threaten them. There's no doubt the player wanted a smaller Admiral server where everyone didn't have fully enhanced Dreads in the garage in which to play, but he himself had QQ'd against them!
The students all applauded and signed up for S.W that day and accepted the Cruiser as the best ship type in the game. A Heavy Cruiser named "Game Balance" flew into the system and orbited Exathra, unloading a tear onto the Starport. The Rules of Conduct were read several times, and Faustus himself showed up and enacted progressive Jump Drive recharge timers across the game.
The UGTO player lost his officer status was kicked out of his fleet the next day, and eventually got permabanned for griefing noobs in the lobby.
UGTO Delenda Est.
[ This Message was edited by: Walrus of Apathy on 2016-04-19 22:09 ]
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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2016-04-20 00:19
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Nine Arts Dragon
Marshal
Joined: March 11, 2003
Posts: 51
| Posted: 2016-04-20 08:27
That was Walrus of Apathy, hes here all week.
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Enterprise
Chief Marshal
Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002
Posts: 2576
From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2016-04-22 07:47
Tachyon fuel can't melt UGTO dreams.
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Chief Marshal
Army Of Darkness
Joined: March 20, 2010
Posts: 534
From: Red Lobster
| Posted: 2016-04-22 17:12
dank memes m8
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Jim Starluck
Marshal
Templar Knights
Joined: October 22, 2001
Posts: 2232
From: Cincinnati, OH
| Posted: 2016-04-25 08:40
Nitpick: Obviously, the brave, Scenario loving, new player friendly ICC veteran who had been playing DS for over ten years and understood the need for all ships to have weaknesses and fully supported all decisions made by the Dev Team should've been flying a Combat Destroyer, not an Assault Cruiser.
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Talien
Marshal
Templar Knights
Joined: May 11, 2010
Posts: 2044
From: Michigan
| Posted: 2016-04-25 19:50
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On 2016-04-25 08:40, Jim Starluck wrote:
Nitpick: Obviously, the brave, Scenario loving, new player friendly ICC veteran who had been playing DS for over ten years and understood the need for all ships to have weaknesses and fully supported all decisions made by the Dev Team should've been flying a Combat Destroyer, not an Assault Cruiser.
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Pssh. Go Scouts or go home.
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Riley!
Chief Marshal
Joined: May 29, 2002
Posts: 257
| Posted: 2016-05-03 13:42
dank
adjective
disagreeably damp, musty, and typically cold.
synonyms: damp, musty, chilly, clammy, moist, wet, unaired, humid
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TroyMars
Chief Marshal
T-Roy! and Friends
Joined: July 05, 2005
Posts: 267
| Posted: 2016-05-04 12:06
Quote:
On 2016-05-03 13:42, Riley! wrote:
dank
adjective
disagreeably damp, musty, and typically cold.
synonyms: damp, musty, chilly, clammy, moist, wet, unaired, humid
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Urban Dictionary ftw.
Dank:
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.
That borritos was dank, man.
or... That borritos was the dankness
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Riley!
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Posts: 257
| Posted: 2016-05-04 12:48
'requently' and 'borrito' must also be from the urban dictionary. 
[ This Message was edited by: Riley! on 2016-05-05 19:58 ]
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YIIMM
Grand Admiral
Joined: June 16, 2005
Posts: 851
From: Barcino, Hispania Tarraconensis
| Posted: 2016-05-05 06:41
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
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