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Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
|  Posted: 2008-07-18 18:55
CFC Call Center Data Log.
Operator: 2nd Lt: May Hye Tze
Shift: Overnight
Call Log Percentage: 100% of all incomming calls recorded. 45% of all incomming calls transcribed to text.
Incoming Subspace Call Date: July 3rd, 2273 Time: 11:32 Exathra Standard Time
Op: Thank you for contacting the Confed Fleet Command Call Center, May Hye Tze speaking, how may I direct your communique?
Caller: May you what?
Op: *Sound of groan* My name is May Hye Tze, how may I direct your call sir?
Caller: Right, sorry. Lt. Commander Jeffrey Polan trying to get in contact with Grand Admiral Bito please?
Op: Admiral Bito is not accepting calls on the public line at the current time. You may contact the admiral thro-
Caller: He stole my family's cheese farm damnit! You dam-
Op: Hold please.
-Call Terminated-
Incoming Subspace Call Date: July 3rd, 2273 Time: 14:22 Exathra Standard Time
Op: Thank you for contacting the Confed Fleet Command Call Center, May Hye Tze speaking, how may I direct your communique?
Caller: Vice Admiral Yoshido trying to get in touch with Vice Admiral Yoshido please?
Op: I'm sorry Ma'am?
Caller: I said Vice Admiral Yoshido trying to get in touch with Vice Admiral Yoshido.
Op: Ma'am, I show only one Vice Admiral Yoshido currently involved in the service... and you're it.
Caller: Thats not possible, I have an e-mail here from a Vice Admiral Yoshido here saying I've won an all expense paid vacation to Atlantis for a week. I sent them my credit scan to verify I'm the person that they were asking for, but the person hasn't called me back yet!
Op: Ma'am? Are you su-
Caller: Of course I'm sure about this! God, you and my first officer said the same exact thing! Look lady, I spoke with Admiral Yoshido on the phone, we thought it was funny that we both have the same last name and rank! I just need to know when he is going to be sending me the details of my trip!
Op: Ma'am, may I ask the location you are calling from?
Caller: My stateroom in my Cruiser, on the C.S.S. Beck.
Op: And you are in command correct?
Caller: Of course! What kind of admiral would fly around on a ship that they weren't in command of.
Op: Of course ma'am. Please hold.
-Call Held-
-Outgoing Call to CFC Medical
Op: This is 2nd Lieutenant May Hye Tze calling for Dr. Greggors in the Psychiatric Ward. Please tell him that I have another patient for him, forwarding the information shortly.
-Outgoing Call Terminated-
-Held Call Resumed-
Op: Admiral Yoshido?
Caller: I'm still here. Whats taking so long!
Op: I aplogise for the delay ma'am. Unfortunately the person you are requesting is unavailable at the moment. However I have found someone that can help you. Expect an incomming transmission shortly.
Caller: Thank you! Finally someone in the CFC who actually knows something!
Op: Yes ma'am, more than you realize. Have a pleasent voyage!
-Call Terminated-
[ This Message was edited by: Coeus on 2008-07-18 18:58 ]
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United Nations Space Command
Joined: December 24, 2007
Posts: 78
| Posted: 2008-07-19 13:03
lol those are great, really funny!
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Posts: 102
From: East Coast USA, New England, CT.
| Posted: 2008-07-21 09:10
realy funny
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