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Ship-Of-Fools 2nd Rear Admiral Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004 Posts: 415 From: USA
| Posted: 2006-08-14 20:31  
In ICC news today
The UGTO continues to rely on Dictor as a means to defeat their enemies.
this has been found to be a major drawback as ICC preferrs to fight with Honor
in recent news, UGTO has captured a MIR dread
sources suspect a dictor was involved with this action, but will not comment
also in recent news, it has been brought to the attention that ICC dosnt have a command structure and tend to flail in random directions, this hopefully will be corrected soon as fortright persons of ICC will step forward and take command as qouted from one souce " there is nothing more dangerous that a bored ICC fleet"
Troy Mars recently had a "Taco Bell" inccident, this reporter has special info that 50% of his recent combat campaign was spent in the restroom
we would all like to take a moment to pray for Troy mars....
recently some of the newer commanders have found the "manual" due to Dorans selfless Gestures
Also, we would like to remind all ICC to not MIRV as it makes the red ships mad, and they complain alot
for ICC news, this is SHIPOFOOLS signing off
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Lux (Polaris) Fleet Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: April 20, 2004 Posts: 835 From: Asgard
| Posted: 2006-08-14 20:51  
*Ahem*
This week, Admiral Cobra, of the very controversial and much disliked mercenary fleet, (disliked because it does not have any particularly loyalty to a faction) started his 'major offensive' that he has been publicizing for the last couple of days. Unfortunately, Cobra's planned offensive did not go to well. After fighting in the area of Ross 148, the UGTO actually managed to gain ground instead of lose it, obviously not the desired effect.
News has come that the offensive in Cincinnati by the K'luth, which was part of Cobra's plan, did not have a desirable end either, as UGTO also gained ground there, driving off the K'luth invasion forces. It is a field day in UGTO High Command, as jubilation at this unexpected turn of events causes an abrupt morale boost to the civilian population, as well as a much needed boost to the morale of the Navy. Admiral Polaris of Raven urges the ICC fleets to stay strong, and not let this setback influence the fighting men and women of the ICC.
In other news, several ICC civilians staged a protest outside of ICC Central Command on Exathra today. Apparently, outrage has grown at the supposed supression of incidents in the Luyten system.
Though the ICC denies that a new 'vastly superior alien race' had destroyed several ships in Luyten, some Marines and officers, claiming they had been in the fight and survived by escape pod, spoke out today, speaking of these strange alien ships which appeared to be 'dark green with shining blue lights integrated into their hull.'
These ships, they say, were faster than any construction they had ever seen, and yet were as 'big as a station', and apparently carry a vast amount of weaponry. The ICC Central Command denies this incident ever happened, and suggests that these men were simply experiencing battle fatigue.
[ This Message was edited by: Polaris {Bankai} on 2006-08-14 20:52 ]
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Coeus Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006 Posts: 2815 From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-08-14 20:56  
One unnamed ICC Grand Admiral was quoted as saying, "Its all a load of crap. Wake me up when a real war breaks out."
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Supertrooper Marshal Pitch Black
Joined: March 18, 2004 Posts: 1895 From: Maryland, U.S.A
| Posted: 2006-08-14 21:10  
That Unnamed Grand Admiral was later shot, for not agreeing with the establishment.. The Establishment controls all your thoughts, you shall not disagree!
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Feralwulf Grand Admiral
Joined: January 24, 2004 Posts: 1729 From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
| Posted: 2006-08-14 21:22  
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On 2006-08-14 20:31, Ship-Of-Fools wrote:
In ICC news today
The UGTO continues to rely on Dictor as a means to defeat their enemies.
this has been found to be a major drawback as ICC prefers to fight and run before they're hull gets below 100%, and Dictors being a perfectly legal, intended, and strategically useful(ICC read it works) tool tend to stop the running.....Although it is admitted ICC run from battle with Honor.
for ICC news, this is SHIPOFOOLS signing off
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Coeus Grand Admiral Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006 Posts: 2815 From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-08-15 16:02  
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On 2006-08-14 21:10, Crim the Slightly Brave Knight wrote:
That Unnamed Grand Admiral was later shot, for not agreeing with the establishment.. The Establishment controls all your thoughts, you shall not disagree!
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ICC grand admiral, foo, not UGTO.
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Leonide Grand Admiral Templar Knights
Joined: October 01, 2005 Posts: 1553 From: Newport News, Virginia
| Posted: 2006-08-15 19:31  
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On 2006-08-14 21:22, Feralwulf wrote:
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On 2006-08-14 20:31, Ship-Of-Fools wrote:
In ICC news today
The UGTO continues to rely on Dictor as a means to defeat their enemies.
this has been found to be a major drawback as ICC prefers to fight and run before they're hull gets below 100%, and Dictors being a perfectly legal, intended, and strategically useful(ICC read it works) tool tend to stop the running.....Although it is admitted ICC run from battle with Honor.
for ICC news, this is SHIPOFOOLS signing off
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i'll go with feral on this....
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Lacrosseian Fleet Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: October 01, 2004 Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2006-08-15 21:33  
The bullet was mine.
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Coeus {NCX-Charger} Admiral, I can't read, Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004 Posts: 3635 From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-08-16 06:20  
Missed the target again? *checks for bullseyes taped on back*
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