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Doran
Chief Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 29, 2003
Posts: 4032
From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2006-07-08 12:27   
i started this at 10pm last night with a major headache and nausea, so shaddap

MODS

Announcer: "MODS is filmed on location with the men and women of Lobby Enforcement. All suspects are innocent untill proven guilty by a chat log."

*Bad Boys theme plays over a montage of mods kicking and muting people*

INT: Moderator Doran patrolling Darkspace English in his Mod Orb.

Mod Doran: "I've been a mod for a few years now. Job sort of fell into my hands. The Admins were having an open recruiting drive in the area, and another mod convinced me to sign up. I was accepted, went through the Academy course and was given my green shirt as a junior Moderator. It's a nice way to give something back to the community. Meet some real characters out here..."

*A tone sounds from Doran's display*

Doran: "We just got a /report, look like a ship struck a planet near Ross 448. Head down that way, see if we can figure out what happened."

EXT: Doran's Orb arrives at Tetwep with two other mod orbs already on scene. A small fleet of ICC ships wait nearby, all highly agitated. Several UGTO ships watch from a distance. A large debris field is spread across Rondamic

Doran: /me whistles "What happened here?"

Mod Axianda: "Well, looks like some engineers were out drinking again and this one,"
*Axianda gestures at one ship, which is covered in a mosaic blur.
"came over to build a Shipyard on Tetwep while this one over here,"
* Axianda points at a Sensor Frigate.
"ran ECM. Our victem tried to spawn a dread to get at the UGTO over there but ran into Rondamic"
* Axianda looks at his watch.
"Probably out making a comp request right about now."

INT: A half hour later Doran is back in his Mod Orb.

Doran: "Almost sad to see things like that happen. Poor fella was probably just out looking for a little prestige for the evening... but instead now he's down a few hundred and has another planet collision. Don't drink and build, kids."

"Alright, we're responding to a fight in the lobby"
*unintelligable /modtalk*
"Yeah these guys are well known to us, both have a watchlist a mile long. Seems like we're out this way every week."
*more /modt chatter*
"Doesn't take much to get these two started. One will mirv or blame something on lag, the other will say something else. One thing leads to another and the insults start flying"

+++++++++++++++
more to come, probably.

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Supertrooper
Marshal
Pitch Black


Joined: March 18, 2004
Posts: 1895
From: Maryland, U.S.A
Posted: 2006-07-08 12:42   
This made me laugh..
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Fattierob
Vice Admiral

Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
Posted: 2006-07-08 12:43   
that was probably the most brllant piece of fiction ever.

<3
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GothThug {C?}
Fleet Admiral

Joined: June 29, 2005
Posts: 2932
Posted: 2006-07-08 13:16   
Heh, nice
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Valerius{DK}
Grand Admiral

Joined: August 03, 2001
Posts: 595
From: Island of Zealand
Posted: 2006-07-08 13:40   
must be fiction, no cursing or other illegal stuff going on in /modt
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-RevenG-

Raven Warriors

Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 2673
Posted: 2006-07-08 13:48   
VAL! Get your butt into the lobby mate! And Doran...you roxxor...
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
Posted: 2006-07-08 14:05   
<3
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Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
Posted: 2006-07-08 17:47   
HAHAHAHHA!

Best... fic... EVER!
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'I'm gonna go crazy, and I'm taking you with me!'


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Rhiawhyn Zerinth
Fleet Admiral
Templar Knights


Joined: October 31, 2005
Posts: 257
From: I.C.C Deep space refueling station
Posted: 2007-08-19 16:23   
necro bump!
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Rogue Spear
Grand Admiral
Galactic Navy


Joined: March 20, 2002
Posts: 848
From: Texas
Posted: 2007-08-19 16:30   
I look forward to more!
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$yTHe {C?}
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners


Joined: September 29, 2002
Posts: 1292
From: Arlington, VA
Posted: 2007-08-19 16:58   
Sweet thread necromancy.
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Sardaukar
Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: October 08, 2002
Posts: 1656
Posted: 2007-08-19 17:55   
Awesome exposition
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Lacrosseian
Fleet Admiral
Raven Warriors

Joined: October 01, 2004
Posts: 1254
Posted: 2007-08-19 18:52   
We need an ADMINS one now!
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doda *EP5 no longer exception...*
Grand Admiral

Joined: December 11, 2005
Posts: 1012
From: happy land
Posted: 2007-08-19 19:03   
omg resss
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kenetiks
Admiral
Galactic Navy


Joined: November 21, 2001
Posts: 1130
From: Bandcamp
Posted: 2007-08-19 19:36   
ROFLMAO

That rivals the great Rogue Speer's oh-so-classic posts.
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