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Sag Hotha - The human experiment |
Drafell
Grand Admiral
Mythica
Joined: May 30, 2003
Posts: 2449
From: United Kingdom
|  Posted: 2005-05-17 14:13
I was bored in the lobby earlier and I made a typo. So I wondered how far I could take it. I hope you enjoy it.
Thankyou for everyone who played along.
[*MYTH*]Drafell puts out brid food
* Woob {Absolut} begins applauding [*MYTH*]Drafell...
17:45:58 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We don't have birds around here. We call the brids."
17:46:23 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "But then thats what you get in a SAg Hotha slave colony"
17:47:01 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Forced to eat the only things you can find. The brids. they are like little lizards with wings"
17:47:30 Woob {Absolut}: "lol, you ok buddy?"
17:47:30 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "But they can't fly very far, onlyhop short distances and glide somewhat."
17:47:45 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "So you can catch them if oyu are quick. they bite hard though."
17:48:11 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "If you had spent the last 10 years in a Sag Hotha slave camp you wouldn't be alright."
17:48:29 Woob {Absolut}: "lol, that bad eh?"
17:48:40 Woob {Absolut}: "how they catch you in the first place?"
17:48:57 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Yeah. you ge the occasional K'luth coming around just to look at us. but they pretty much leave us alone now."
17:49:33 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "My unit got caught in an escape pod when the Providence was destroyedin Luyten"
17:49:47 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Not many of us left now."
17:50:16 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "But there are always new faces coming in."
17:50:36 Woob {Absolut}: "they do things to you?"
17:51:12 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "No. that's the strange thing. we have come to the conclusion they are studying us."
17:51:24 [~ESF~]Shade[1stRA]: "hahahahha drafell"
17:51:25 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Some people don't get here."
17:51:33 [~ESF~]Shade[1stRA]: "sure you havent mixed real life and DS together?"
17:51:48 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Ones that are captured. So maybe they use them for experiments"
17:52:06 [~ESF~]Shade[1stRA]: "omg"
17:52:12 [~ESF~]Shade[1stRA]: "roflmfao"
17:52:18 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "It's tough though."
17:52:18 [~ESF~]Shade[1stRA]: "whats wrong with drafell"
17:52:20 Woob {Absolut}: "interesting..... what do they make you do?"
17:52:25 [~ESF~]Shade[1stRA]: "did someone put something in his drink"
17:52:30 Woob {Absolut}: "shhh shade!!"
17:52:40 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "they don;t we are left alone to fend for ourselves. It's not as if we can get off this island."
17:52:44 [~ESF~]Shade[1stRA]: "is he sleepwalking?"
17:52:45 Woob {Absolut}: "they make you do hard labor?"
17:52:49 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "theres nothing that floats we can use."
17:52:55 Woob {Absolut}: "island?"
* [~ESF~]Shade[1stRA] laughs his ass off
17:53:04 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "no. we are just left on this island to our own devices"
* [~ESF~]Shade[1stRA] runs
17:53:05 Woob {Absolut}: "is there food and water?"
17:53:15 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Well only the water we can filter"
17:53:56 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "we managed to make some small utensils from thier weird woddy like substances. its pretty resistance to fires but dont float"
17:53:57 Woob {Absolut}: "how are you communicating with us? did you make a radio or sumthin?"
17:54:28 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Maybe I am dreaming or something."
17:54:47 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Some people seem to go a little crazy."
* Woob {Absolut} is using this chat log to have Drafell committed
* [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus gives draf some jack daniels...
17:55:11 Woob {Absolut}: "so.... hows the weather there?"
17:55:23 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "If its not raining is hot"
17:55:33 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "almost unbearably so"
17:55:48 Woob {Absolut}: "ah huh.... any wildlife?"
17:55:48 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "it doesnt get cold. At least ewe have that"
17:55:59 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Yeah, the brids that i told you about"
17:56:22 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "They can swim too aswell asfly. but they are all we get to eat"
17:56:26 Woob {Absolut}: "thats all? how bout sea life.. you must eat something"
17:56:34 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Nothing that we can find."
17:56:45 Woob {Absolut}: "they taste like chicken i bet"
17:57:22 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Nowhere near so good. they taste more like swamp water"
17:57:33 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "You kinda get accotomed to it."
17:57:41 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "accustomed*"
17:57:43 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
17:57:58 Woob {Absolut}: "ewww... how would know what swamp water taste like? dare i ask"
17:58:05 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Still. We managed to make some kind of shelter from the rain."
17:58:34 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "It's in basic infantry training Woob"
17:58:56 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "My unit was trained on the venus facility."
17:58:59 Woob {Absolut}: "ah... interesting ... so how many of you are there?"
17:59:05 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "the swamp training there is notorious"
17:59:35 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "sulfur, molten lead i'd expect it to be."
17:59:38 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "well from my original unit we only have 7 of us left. but there are about 100 of us on the island now."
17:59:54 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Can't says its a good life for the kids either  "
18:00:09 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "But they don't know any better I guess."
18:00:13 Woob {Absolut}: "you know drafell... if you kill the others, fill their lungs with air and tie their mouths shut... tie them together with their clothes, you can make a raft  "
18:00:21 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "at least your planetside draf "
18:00:31 Woob {Absolut}: "dead ppl float "
18:00:48 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "i'm stuck on a destroyer as a pet."
18:01:11 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Clothes? they would be a luxury"
18:01:37 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We managed to make something out of the brid wings"
18:01:40 Woob {Absolut}: "i'm sure you xcan find something to tie a few air filled corpses with  "
18:01:58 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "but they arent exactly easy to sewtogether. Not string or anything"
18:02:27 Woob {Absolut}: "i like my idea!!! try it!!!!!@"
18:02:32 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "No Woob. you are sick you know. even we arent that depraved here."
18:02:55 Woob {Absolut}: "i think it'd work.. if one was disturbed enough to try it O.o"
18:03:14 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "O.o"
18:03:37 Woob {Absolut}: "what??? dead ppl do float quite nicely... you see it on tv all the time  "
18:04:04 [-GTN-]BackAlley: "wth are you guys talking about?"
18:04:11 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Do oyu see me laughing? no. it's not funny."
18:04:09 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "that's TV"
18:04:13 Woob {Absolut}: "thats why ppl tie bricks to em.. to keep them under"
18:04:40 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "Draf is currently in a slave camp on Sag hotha"
18:05:23 [-GTN-]BackAlley: "OH, OK"
18:05:32 Woob {Absolut}: ":( well if I was stuck on an island i'd do it... maybe it makes me weird but... those ppl on that plane ate eachother those many yrs ago and they'd have said before that happened that they'd never consider that"
18:06:04 Woob {Absolut}: "so... whatever! better than being stuck somewhere"
18:06:39 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "why try escaping? there is no where to go"
18:07:04 Woob {Absolut}: "well.. get to main land you can steal a ship "
18:07:19 Woob {Absolut}: "then meet up with an ugto dread somewhere"
18:07:37 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Damned civies know nothing abou the kluth.. humans cant fly kluth ships..."
18:07:49 Woob {Absolut}: "can't lose hope Drafell!!! there's always hope"
18:08:11 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "not without some of that fancy tech the UGTO research labs"
18:08:18 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "use*"
18:08:47 Woob {Absolut}: "hey now... the star trek crew figured out how to fly that klingon ship"
18:08:50 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We are stucvk here. we arent getting away. lets face it"
18:09:00 Woob {Absolut}: "i'm sure you'd figure it out "
18:09:28 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "hey Draf better hope the UGTO doesn't Mirv Sag any time soon "
* [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus waves to Fattierob (x2 Pistolet Makarov)...
18:09:36 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "last time I checked none of us had them weird ass psychic poweres them kluth have"
* [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus Hands Fattierob (x2 Pistolet Makarov) a bottle of Choclate Milk™...
18:10:06 Woob {Absolut}: "they're psychic?? O.O"
18:10:13 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "yes"
18:10:17 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "the ones thats are at least a bit sensitive jsut go mad."
18:10:44 Woob {Absolut}: "damn i should've paid attention in school -.-"
18:11:14 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Best thing we can do for them is to put them out of thier misery. its not nice. they beg us too"
18:11:37 Woob {Absolut}: "i just thought they were 4 armed shell cases... didn't know they were psychic "
* [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus gives [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} a great big hug...
18:11:50 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "But its better than then disemboweling themselves in front of the kids"
* [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} gives [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus a great big cuddle hug
18:12:03 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "No one deserves that"
18:12:05 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "what a conversation to walk into"
* Fattierob (x2 Pistolet Makarov) gives [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus a big warm fuzzy hug......
18:12:14 Woob {Absolut}: "well... why do you keep living then drafell if you have no hope?"
18:12:20 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "and im back"
18:12:27 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Ever heard about survival?"
18:12:36 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "working 2 jobs is harsh"
18:12:42 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Maybe its what the K'luth want. to see how we cope. to watch us"
18:12:53 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Its better than being dead tho."
18:12:53 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "surviving is a dream, produced by the weak"
18:13:06 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
18:13:10 Woob {Absolut}: "just sad you'd stay there mating and stuff with no hope of getting off there ever -.-"
18:13:32 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "we have some kind of life. we arent uncivilised"
18:13:34 Woob {Absolut}: "wait.... how many females anyway?"
18:13:35 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "the strong dont survive the strong suceed"
18:13:42 Woob {Absolut}: "are you sharing them??"
18:14:11 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "its about 50/50"
18:14:21 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "slightly more men.."
18:14:30 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "not by much though"
18:14:51 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "... new meaning to gnag bang in this game i see"
18:15:10 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "you can make a somewhat inbred human society on Sag then."
* [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} writes it down in his quic reference guide
18:15:25 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
18:15:40 Woob {Absolut}: "so.. you have no clothes... nothing to do... yeah you must be getting it regularly eh drafell?"
18:16:12 Woob {Absolut}: "guess that'd make it worth staying there for ever "
18:16:23 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
* [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} stares blankly
* [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} would like to inform [*MYTH*]Drafell that he is IN UR BASE Killing ur d00ds
* [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} would like to inform [*MYTH*]Drafell that he Is
18:17:06 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "the second one is the one i wanted"
18:17:18 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "completely disregard the first one"
18:17:22 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
18:17:28 Woob {Absolut}: "lol"
18:17:45 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Yeah. I have my own children"
18:17:45 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "i havent been in any ones base killing anyones d00dz in a few weeks"
18:17:52 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Kayla is a nice lass"
18:17:53 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "*shakes fist* dam 2 jobs"
18:18:15 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "And yeah its kinda forced that we shared around."
18:18:17 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "lass...?"
18:18:26 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "My partner as you call it"
18:18:28 Woob {Absolut}: "O.O Drafell!!!! didn't they teach you how to pull out in bootcamp!!??"
18:18:42 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We only have 100 adults here..."
18:18:47 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "lol"
18:18:54 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "i know they taught us that"
18:19:03 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "3 times for the guys that where still cherries"
18:19:16 Woob {Absolut}: "lol"
18:19:20 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "100 adults?"
18:19:19 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We have to be careful that we wont inbreed. So we have a program for amking a workable settlement."
18:19:44 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "where is this?"
18:20:09 Woob {Absolut}: "drafell is stuck deep inside........ kluth space"
18:20:23 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "Sag hothta"
18:20:28 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We need 2000 people in the next 10 years if we are to be able to leave behind some kind of hope"
18:20:27 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "*hotha"
18:20:59 Woob {Absolut}: "on an island??? with only brids for food????"
18:21:02 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "thats the minimum size for a self sustainable community"
18:21:06 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: ":)"
18:21:09 Woob {Absolut}: "2000 ppl??"
18:21:09 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "yes woob."
18:21:24 Woob {Absolut}: "but.. only brids???"
18:21:27 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "its a big island"
18:21:35 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "yes only brids for food"
18:21:54 Woob {Absolut}: "you better hope them brids mate regularly or you'll all starve -.-"
* [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} starts sneaking out the side door to go get his bio clav
18:22:15 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Theres no worry about that"
18:22:23 Woob {Absolut}: "you ever here of the doodoo bird?"
18:22:32 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "i'll make sure they aint no stinking brids left"
18:22:41 Woob {Absolut}: "sure.. they'd never kill them to extinction -.-"
18:22:42 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: ":) "
18:23:14 Woob {Absolut}: "you'll eat em all Drafell!!! rations!! rations!!!"
18:23:34 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "some of the others have mamaged to train hte brids to some extent as well. they arent all the same"
18:23:52 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "oh really?"
18:23:58 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "yeah."
18:23:57 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "and how is that working out for u guys?"
18:24:10 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "It's harsh, but we manage"
18:24:45 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We are having to start from scratch though as far as technology goes."
18:25:20 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "wooden spears and all that?"
18:26:01 Woob {Absolut}: "so.. lemme get this straight.. recap here... you are stuck on an island with only brids for food, they taste like swamp water, you have no clothes and are mating and spawning new ppl to be stuck there with no clothes eating brids that taste like swamp water, to spawn even more ppl to do that?"
18:26:00 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "excepth thers no wood. only this damned plant stuff that dont float"
18:26:12 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "its dont burn very easily which is good i guess"
18:26:40 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Woob. we are stuck here. we are doing our best to at least try and live"
18:26:51 Woob {Absolut}: "sounds like a good plan Drafell -.-"
18:27:31 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "And as we are just dupmed here we have to assume its for life"
18:28:38 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "since it's a big island could there possibly be more people hiding out there? "
18:29:26 Woob {Absolut}: "i find it hard to believe that the only species is brids... i mean thats not eco balanced... better look harder"
18:29:41 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We have explored everywhere there is to go. theres only so many places you can live"
18:29:53 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "It takes about 3 days to walk around the isalnd"
18:30:41 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "That was one of the first things we did. Explore the island. see what resources it has to offer"
18:31:10 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: ":D"
18:31:31 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "And all we have is brids and lavawood"
18:32:41 Woob {Absolut}: "well... thats harsh"
18:32:45 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "If you are wondering what we burn then we make dung cakes to dry and burn from the brid excrement. its the only flamable thing here"
18:32:48 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "heya ppl"
18:33:14 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "ohhh sounds like a nice topic is going on right now"
18:33:18 Woob {Absolut}: "burn? for cooking?"
* [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus waves to [*TS*]Axianda *XO*...
* [*TS*]Axianda *XO* gets a box of popcorn out and sits down
18:33:24 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "as I said though. the lavawood burns eventually but not to easy so we just use it to make pots and bowls etc"
18:33:30 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "yes. we need fire"
18:33:42 Woob {Absolut}: "Axi.. Drafell is stuck on sag hotha"
18:33:50 Woob {Absolut}: "on an island"
18:33:57 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "oh dear..."
18:34:00 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "with Brids and Lava wood"
18:34:17 Woob {Absolut}: "with no clothes... eating brids... that taste like swamp water... and he's mating too"
18:34:19 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "only 100 folks currently"
18:34:33 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "mating???? wait forget I asked"
18:34:52 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "100 adults."
18:35:20 Woob {Absolut}: "yes.. he even has a kid now.... to live there, with no clothes, eating brids"
18:35:19 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "I have 3 children myself and thats average. do the math"
18:35:26 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "good god your multiplying?"
18:35:53 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
18:35:54 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "its not really enough though to be sustainable"
* .spaivxx. waves to [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}...
* [*TS*]Axianda *XO* orders the ICC Bomber fleet to move out and protect humanity...
18:36:14 Woob {Absolut}: "i know axi... noone taught him how to pull out in bootcamp "
* .spaivxx. waves to [*TS*]Axianda *XO*...
* [*TS*]Axianda *XO* nods at .spaivxx....
18:36:49 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "woob.... thats just wrong..."
18:37:17 Woob {Absolut}: "what? you need to know how to pull out in battle.. else you get shot in the back....."
18:37:19 Woob {Absolut}: "duh"
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18:38:37 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "hush now b4 i mute you for the fun of it =)"
18:39:04 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "18:17:56 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Kayla is a nice lass""
* Sending log, 100 lines...
18:15:40 Woob {Absolut}: "so.. you have no clothes... nothing to do... yeah you must be getting it regularly eh drafell?"
18:16:12 Woob {Absolut}: "guess that'd make it worth staying there for ever "
18:16:23 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
[18:16:31 17/05/05] * [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} stares blankly
[18:16:49 17/05/05] * [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} would like to inform [*MYTH*]Drafell that he is IN UR BASE Killing ur d00ds
[18:16:57 17/05/05] * [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} would like to inform [*MYTH*]Drafell that he Is
18:17:06 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "the second one is the one i wanted"
18:17:18 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "completely disregard the first one"
18:17:22 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
18:17:28 Woob {Absolut}: "lol"
18:17:45 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "i havent been in any ones base killing anyones d00dz in a few weeks"
18:17:48 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Yeah. I have my own children"
18:17:53 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "*shakes fist* dam 2 jobs"
18:17:56 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Kayla is a nice lass"
18:18:17 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "lass...?"
18:18:18 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "And yeah its kinda forced that we shared around."
18:18:28 Woob {Absolut}: "O.O Drafell!!!! didn't they teach you how to pull out in bootcamp!!??"
18:18:30 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "My partner as you call it"
18:18:45 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We only have 100 adults here..."
18:18:47 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "lol"
18:18:54 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "i know they taught us that"
18:19:03 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "3 times for the guys that where still cherries"
18:19:16 Woob {Absolut}: "lol"
18:19:20 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "100 adults?"
18:19:22 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We have to be careful that we wont inbreed. So we have a program for amking a workable settlement."
18:19:44 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "where is this?"
18:20:09 Woob {Absolut}: "drafell is stuck deep inside........ kluth space"
18:20:23 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "Sag hothta"
18:20:27 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "*hotha"
18:20:31 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We need 2000 people in the next 10 years if we are to be able to leave behind some kind of hope"
18:20:59 Woob {Absolut}: "on an island??? with only brids for food????"
18:21:05 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "thats the minimum size for a self sustainable community"
18:21:06 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: ":)"
18:21:09 Woob {Absolut}: "2000 ppl??"
18:21:13 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "yes woob."
18:21:24 Woob {Absolut}: "but.. only brids???"
18:21:31 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "its a big island"
18:21:38 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "yes only brids for food"
18:21:54 Woob {Absolut}: "you better hope them brids mate regularly or you'll all starve -.-"
[18:22:13 17/05/05] * [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=} starts sneaking out the side door to go get his bio clav
18:22:19 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Theres no worry about that"
18:22:23 Woob {Absolut}: "you ever here of the doodoo bird?"
18:22:32 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "i'll make sure they aint no stinking brids left"
18:22:41 Woob {Absolut}: "sure.. they'd never kill them to extinction -.-"
18:22:42 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: ":) "
18:23:14 Woob {Absolut}: "you'll eat em all Drafell!!! rations!! rations!!!"
18:23:38 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "some of the others have mamaged to train hte brids to some extent as well. they arent all the same"
18:23:52 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "oh really?"
18:23:57 [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}: "and how is that working out for u guys?"
18:24:01 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "yeah."
18:24:13 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "It's harsh, but we manage"
18:24:48 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We are having to start from scratch though as far as technology goes."
18:25:20 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "wooden spears and all that?"
18:26:01 Woob {Absolut}: "so.. lemme get this straight.. recap here... you are stuck on an island with only brids for food, they taste like swamp water, you have no clothes and are mating and spawning new ppl to be stuck there with no clothes eating brids that taste like swamp water, to spawn even more ppl to do that?"
18:26:04 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "excepth thers no wood. only this damned plant stuff that dont float"
18:26:16 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "its dont burn very easily which is good i guess"
18:26:43 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Woob. we are stuck here. we are doing our best to at least try and live"
18:26:51 Woob {Absolut}: "sounds like a good plan Drafell -.-"
18:27:34 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "And as we are just dupmed here we have to assume its for life"
18:28:38 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "since it's a big island could there possibly be more people hiding out there? "
18:29:26 Woob {Absolut}: "i find it hard to believe that the only species is brids... i mean thats not eco balanced... better look harder"
18:29:44 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We have explored everywhere there is to go. theres only so many places you can live"
18:29:56 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "It takes about 3 days to walk around the isalnd"
18:30:45 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "That was one of the first things we did. Explore the island. see what resources it has to offer"
18:31:10 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: ":D"
18:31:35 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "And all we have is brids and lavawood"
18:32:41 Woob {Absolut}: "well... thats harsh"
18:32:48 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "If you are wondering what we burn then we make dung cakes to dry and burn from the brid excrement. its the only flamable thing here"
18:32:48 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "heya ppl"
18:33:14 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "ohhh sounds like a nice topic is going on right now"
18:33:18 Woob {Absolut}: "burn? for cooking?"
* [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus waves to [*TS*]Axianda *XO*...
* [*TS*]Axianda *XO* gets a box of popcorn out and sits down
18:33:27 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "as I said though. the lavawood burns eventually but not to easy so we just use it to make pots and bowls etc"
18:33:34 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "yes. we need fire"
18:33:42 Woob {Absolut}: "Axi.. Drafell is stuck on sag hotha"
18:33:50 Woob {Absolut}: "on an island"
18:33:57 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "oh dear..."
18:34:00 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "with Brids and Lava wood"
18:34:17 Woob {Absolut}: "with no clothes... eating brids... that taste like swamp water... and he's mating too"
18:34:19 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "only 100 folks currently"
18:34:33 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "mating???? wait forget I asked"
18:34:56 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "100 adults."
18:35:20 Woob {Absolut}: "yes.. he even has a kid now.... to live there, with no clothes, eating brids"
18:35:23 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "I have 3 children myself and thats average. do the math"
18:35:26 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "good god your multiplying?"
18:35:53 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
18:35:58 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "its not really enough though to be sustainable"
* .spaivxx. waves to [*Dark*]$milingJ35TeR{=21st=}...
* [*TS*]Axianda *XO* orders the ICC Bomber fleet to move out and protect humanity...
18:36:14 Woob {Absolut}: "i know axi... noone taught him how to pull out in bootcamp "
* .spaivxx. waves to [*TS*]Axianda *XO*...
* [*TS*]Axianda *XO* nods at .spaivxx....
18:36:49 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "woob.... thats just wrong..."
18:37:17 Woob {Absolut}: "what? you need to know how to pull out in battle.. else you get shot in the back....."
18:37:19 Woob {Absolut}: "duh"
18:37:47 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "..."
18:38:03 Woob {Absolut}: "lovely metaphor eh? "
18:38:37 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "hush now b4 i mute you for the fun of it =)"
18:39:04 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "18:17:56 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Kayla is a nice lass""
* Log end...
18:39:25 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "thats who his mate"
18:39:27 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "who the heck is Kayla?"
18:39:28 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "is"
18:39:38 Woob {Absolut}: "thats his kid"
18:39:41 Woob {Absolut}: "no?"
18:39:53 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "i thought it was his maye"
18:39:55 Woob {Absolut}: "drafell..... who is kayla?"
18:39:55 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "*mate"
18:40:08 Woob {Absolut}: "i thought it was his spawn"
18:40:17 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "look im fine about talking about the female gender but for gods sake provide us with some pictures... *ofcourse these pictures need to be according to the RoC *"
18:40:22 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "idk anymore"
18:40:47 Woob {Absolut}: "i have pictures of neo's mom "
* Woob {Absolut} giggles at [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus...
18:40:54 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "KAyla is/was the second in command of my unit"
18:40:57 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "i doubt it"
18:40:59 Fattierob (x2 Pistolet Makarov): "............."
18:41:00 Woob {Absolut}: "j/k -.-"
18:41:05 Fattierob (x2 Pistolet Makarov): "I want pictures of demo's mom"
18:41:26 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "was?"
18:41:36 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Yeah there is no room for military structures here"
18:41:43 Woob {Absolut}: "oh.. so you knocked up the second in command then drafell? you go boy "
18:42:14 Woob {Absolut}: "drafell=stud"
18:42:24 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Woob... I have a dughter by Kayla. a another son and daughter by two others. but we are bringing all thressup"
18:42:28 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
18:42:51 Woob {Absolut}: "O.O you ho!!!"
18:43:05 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "wow."
18:43:07 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "you know im going on Away... this is making my head hurt... not to mention my ego"
18:43:10 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "woob, its usual. we need to spread the genpool"
18:43:26 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "genepool*"
18:43:34 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "stop inbreeding asmuch as we can"
18:43:34 Woob {Absolut}: "uh huh... wish that excuse worked round here "
18:43:57 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "well oyur kids survival doesnt depend on it"
18:43:57 Woob {Absolut}: ""i'm sorry hunny!! i gotta spread the genepool!!""
18:44:12 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: ":)"
18:44:21 Woob {Absolut}: "man.. that'd go over big -.-"
18:45:01 [MoD]James: "where are my jeans woman? In the pool honey."
18:45:02 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "we only have another 10-20 years to teach htem asmuch as we can. our kids wont have any memories of the Wwars or the UGTO or ICC"
18:45:10 [MoD]James: "jeanpool "
* [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus laughs at [MoD]James...
18:45:30 Woob {Absolut}: "lol, james... wtf?"
18:45:37 [MoD]James: "lol"
18:46:17 Woob {Absolut}: "whatcha gonna teach em drafell? not like they can do anything with ship command knowledge"
18:46:20 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "and we need to give them as much knowledge as we can to give them a fighting chance of survival"
18:46:44 Woob {Absolut}: "you gonna teach em how to cook brids?"
18:46:56 Woob {Absolut}: "thats bout all they need to know"
18:46:54 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Woob. I was a Marine unit comamnder. not a ship officer"
18:47:06 [MoD]James: "what a war is coming or something?"
18:47:09 Woob {Absolut}: "O.O"
18:47:20 [MoD]James: "let me know I have my bunker ready."
18:47:23 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We are trianed to surviive"
18:47:37 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "We are trined to capture countries and planets"
18:47:45 Woob {Absolut}: "they have marines in space? what for?"
18:48:10 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "Boarding parties"
18:48:19 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "yeah we have some scientists and some ship officers here too."
18:48:30 Woob {Absolut}: "i dun't think they'd be callin them marines once they are in space -.-"
18:48:46 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "Space Marines"
18:48:52 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "lol"
18:48:57 Woob {Absolut}: "lol"
18:49:50 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "=p"
18:50:02 Woob {Absolut}: "i dunno drafell.... seems a hard way to live... all that mating and eating brids, which taste like swamp water... "
18:50:11 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "You get used to it"
18:50:40 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "You have no choice"
18:51:04 Woob {Absolut}: "still doesn't explain how you were able to contact this lobby .... wait1! we can send a search party!!"
18:51:46 Woob {Absolut}: "ok.. UGTO need to form a rescue mission and attack and recover drafell and company from Sag"
18:51:54 Woob {Absolut}: "ASAP!!! move it ppl1!"
18:52:04 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "..."
18:52:34 [*TS*]Axianda *XO*: "*note to self... kill rescue party*"
18:52:36 Woob {Absolut}: "or.. let him ROT there!! sheesh"
18:52:48 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
18:53:55 Woob {Absolut}: "i think... secretly... drafell doesn't wanna be rescued"
18:54:16 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "it ingenious though. what better way to study a species athan put 50 males and 50 females on an island and see how they cope"
18:54:28 Woob {Absolut}: "he like his brids over easy and multiple mating partners "
18:55:07 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "If you want to learn what your enemy is capable of.."
18:55:12 [-HDF-]whitefire330{Cap}: "sup everyone"
18:55:24 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "they dont understand how we invent stuff"
18:55:32 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "techinolgy isnt thier thing"
18:55:50 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "i think draf is beginning to understand his enemy"
18:55:54 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "at least not psysics"
18:56:08 Woob {Absolut}: "umm... they invented stuff -.-"
18:56:16 Woob {Absolut}: "and starships -.-"
18:56:25 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "woob. most of what they have they managed to steal from legion"
18:56:42 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "antimatter tech they got from legion"
18:56:52 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "and we in turn stole it from kluth"
18:57:05 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "the differnce is we understand how it works and can improve it"
18:57:07 Woob {Absolut}: "O.O DAMN IT!! it's a wonder i even passed starship academy!!"
18:57:22 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "the kluth just know it works but really dont understand whatmakes it go"
18:57:34 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "it's because you passed the Mathematics portion woob"
18:57:47 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "they have thier psi posers and that weird crap and biology"
18:58:00 Woob {Absolut}: "ah.. lol... still.. i think i should go back at this rate -.-"
18:58:49 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "for all we know the kluth might havegenetically engineered the brids just for us"
18:58:59 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "its highly likely tbh"
18:59:11 Woob {Absolut}: "well... seems you know more bout them than they do bout you Drafell..... so... what dumb mistake did you make to get captured again?"
18:59:15 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "asthey seem to have all the neutrition that we need to live"
18:59:26 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "nutrition"
19:00:08 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "woob, the Providence was destroyed and we were in one of the escapemodules. kluth found us first"
19:00:34 Woob {Absolut}: "oh... did you fight?"
19:00:44 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "hell yes"
19:01:30 Thor nairda: "i just lost connection to the meta verse server - is that common?"
19:01:42 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "no..."
19:01:45 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "if you had to choose would you eat your standard K-Rations or Brids?"
19:02:01 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "'thats actually pretty hard..'"
19:02:07 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Which tastes worse.."
19:02:14 Woob {Absolut}: "and they just dumped you on an island ..... with woman and brids (that taste like swamp water)...."
19:02:21 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "K-rations owuld be a luxury"
19:02:36 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "pretty much woob"
19:03:08 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "It doesnt take a genous to work out what they are doing"
19:03:25 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "what if a piece of an ugly cruiser ended up on your shore?"
19:03:59 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "What ifs.. we cant deal with what ifs.."
19:04:14 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "i love that sentence draf "
19:04:19 Woob {Absolut}: "well.... what do you want us to do exactly? feel sorry for you? come "save" you? huh? cuz frankly Drafell... i'm not sure why you are telling us all this if you don't want to be saved "
19:04:22 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "wehave to try and make a future for our shildren, not live a fantsasy that we will be rescued"
19:04:57 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "sure we want to be rescued. but with no way to contact the outside world how can we ask to be saved?"
19:05:12 [-GTN-]Fleet Admiral Enterprise: "I believe I reserve the right to state that once again I have walked into a conversation in which destroys more brain cells."
19:05:21 Woob {Absolut}: "HULLO!!! we are the "outside" world!!"
19:05:33 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "lol"
19:05:59 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Woob. you are delusional. its probably the drugs they used wearing off. welcome to your new home"
19:06:39 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "you will learn to like the taste of brid."
19:06:42 Woob {Absolut}: "O.O !!! woah... does that mean i can have 3 woman too now?"
19:06:58 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "Everyone has to play their part"
19:07:39 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "we dont force it. but we stess how necessary it is for our kids future"
19:07:51 Woob {Absolut}: "hmm.... i dunno bout these brids... hard to swallow"
19:07:53 [-KES-]NeoHermes - Servus: "for those who just joined in Draf > Island > Sag >Has many mates> 3 kids> Eats Brids> that taste like Swamp Water> 100 Adults> No hope of escape>"
19:08:00 [*MYTH*]Drafell: "some people dont want to. we cant make them"
19:08:28 RebornDragon: "You guys are my heros"
19:08:29 RebornDragon: "kinda"
19:08:43 [-GTN-]Fleet Admiral Enterprise: "And a sudden burst of nostalgia just swept over me."
[ This Message was edited by: Drafell on 2005-05-17 14:14 ]
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Fattierob
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| Posted: 2005-05-17 15:01
if you edited it that and deleted all the excess chat..
maybe it would be readable.
maybe.
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whitefire330
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| Posted: 2005-05-17 15:02
omg i cried i laughed so hard lol
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Sweet Mary
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| Posted: 2005-05-17 16:11
the strangest part is that we talked on that for nearly 2hrs straight O.O
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BackSlash
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From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-05-17 16:40
so wrong...on so many levels...
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Sweet Mary
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| Posted: 2005-05-17 17:46
Drafell's island...recon photo
[ This Message was edited by: Woob {Absolut} on 2005-05-17 17:47 ]
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Doran
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From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2005-05-17 19:59
like draf oh so eloquently proves, its hard to stop once you start
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From: Canuckistan
| Posted: 2005-07-25 16:40
I don't see any brids in the picture.
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From: CANADA. QUEBEC
| Posted: 2005-07-25 16:44
look closely, its the but, behind the hills
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