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Axalon
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Joined: June 15, 2003
Posts: 442
From: East Windsor, NJ, USA
|  Posted: 2004-11-08 16:19
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Flux
One time you were in an AC,
And a siphon came jumping at thee.
You tried to fight,
You were doing all right,
But you died at the click of a "V".
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Lag
The fighters appeared around me,
As far as the eye can see.
They began to attack,
But I could not fight back,
Because I went straight into Le.
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Okay, so I suck at poetry. See what you can come up with.
-Axalon
[ This Message was edited by: Axalon{Absolut} on 2004-11-13 16:43 ]
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2004-11-08 16:25
Thats brilliant 
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Pope
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 11, 2002
Posts: 2449
From: World of tomorrow
| Posted: 2004-11-08 16:32
As you dance through the battle
in your trusty EAD
between torpedo tube rattle
a voice sample: "Killing Spree!"
holy, i DO suck..
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Grimith
Grand Admiral
Templar Knights
Joined: August 09, 2003
Posts: 836
From: Your local future farm.
| Posted: 2004-11-08 17:11
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Command Carrier
This is my lovely Command Carrier.
If I could, I'd like to marry her.
With her lovely reload,
She jolts my electrodes
And makes me want to carry her.
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I rule. 
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Abandoned Mind
Fleet Admiral
Joined: December 08, 2002
Posts: 130
From: Brattleboro, Vermont
| Posted: 2004-11-08 17:18
LOL
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2004-11-08 17:54
Riding into battle,
In my shiney new EAD.
Firing at the luthies,
So many torps, I can barely see.
But once that siphon jumps you,
and presses that certain key.
You cant do bugger all,
But press Ctrl and D.
[ This Message was edited by: BackSlash {DA-UGTO} {=FI=} on 2004-11-08 17:55 ]
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2004-11-08 19:52
You goofs do remember that not all poetry has to be in rhyme scheme format
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Fattierob
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Joined: April 25, 2003
Posts: 4059
| Posted: 2004-11-08 20:40
it doesn't have to ryme??
AWESOME
Planets
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I remeber this time
during a battle of sorts
A planet that was big
it was their!! in it's awesomeness
and then i was, close to it, yet still...
Nevermore.
kaboom.
Lag
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haha
Cable means no lag
I think that law
shall be passed making
56k not allowed.
Yay.
Josef
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To thy of which I know of pink
The czar of colors, in a blink
He knows not power
nor the sour;
For he is the one
Who weights a ton.
To this I write
In my haste
While wishing I had a kite.
Because, ryming [i]is just a waste.
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Azreal
Chief Marshal
Joined: March 14, 2004
Posts: 2816
From: United State of Texas, Houston
| Posted: 2004-11-08 23:10
uh....it said LIMMIRICKS, DUH!!
LIke;
I once had a really cool ship
But in front of some spy I let slip
My intention and goal
to annihilate Sol
and now it's a pile of $%^&
[ This Message was edited by: Azreal{=FI=} on 2004-11-09 14:57 ]
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
Admiral, I can't read,
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004
Posts: 3635
From: South Philly
| Posted: 2004-11-08 23:13
I dun know what the frell a limerick is =P I hate poetry... gimme some well laid out prose any day.
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Meko
Grand Admiral
Joined: March 03, 2004
Posts: 1956
From: Vancouver
| Posted: 2004-11-08 23:42
Heres my go...
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There once was a man named bito
who ran and tripped over a hole
the crowd said 'neet-oh'
they then released a fowl
who ate Bito, out of a bowl
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the rhyme sceme for this type of poem is:
A
B
A
B
B
or
A
B
C
A
B
C
or even
A
B
A
C
B
C
theres many combinations.
but the MOST common of all is
A
B
A
B
C
/lesson for today
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Fatal Command (CO)
Chief Marshal
Fatal Squadron
Joined: November 27, 2002
Posts: 1159
From: Back in Texas and noticing some ppl are like canoes.....they need to be paddled.
| Posted: 2004-11-09 00:26
there once were 3 factions of action
who would fight and bomb/ cap away
devs gave flux to all for 10 bucks
and now they just flux all day
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Pope
Fleet Admiral
Joined: June 11, 2002
Posts: 2449
From: World of tomorrow
| Posted: 2004-11-09 04:49
They come with twice a reactor
no Shields, so free to fly
yet there is one of a factor
to kiss all your energy goodbye.
I deserve to be shot..
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Sc0tTn
Cadet
Joined: February 26, 2004
Posts: 206
From: Mackay Queensland
| Posted: 2004-11-09 05:00
There once was a game called EVE,
It made me feel diiiirty,
Then I found DS,
And now my life is a mess
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Fatal Arkarian
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Joined: October 23, 2003
Posts: 63
| Posted: 2004-11-09 09:05
Ahem
You say that we always complain
With your flux dominating the game
But why dont you see
What its like to be me
When you blow up the really cool ship that i've been modding for like an hour and I spent so many credits on only to be blown up in 30 seconds of action.
Thankyou
[ This Message was edited by: Fatal Arkarian on 2004-11-09 09:05 ]
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