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Ship-Of-Fools
2nd Rear Admiral
Angry Mob
Joined: June 10, 2004
Posts: 415
From: USA
|  Posted: 2006-08-07 13:26
when you are late for work what do you say? and what are you really doing?
1. "I am consulting on this project."
what u mean, "I am in DS lobby discussing the difference between a It missle, and a AR missle
2. " I am delivering a critical shippment to a customer"
what u mean " I am on a Bomb run,and the planetary sensors just burned thru my ecm, and launched missles...cant talk now"
3. " I had a flat tire, sorry i am late"
what u mean " I was drinking coffee, playing darkspace, and shaving at the same time, and I spilled coffee on my keyboard"
4. " ohhh no my PC crashed what am i going to do about those important work files"
what u mean "ohhh no, how am i going to play darkspace tonight"
5. " I was working with HR on an important project for new hires"
what u mean, "I played in the newbie server for 4 hours, and taught a new guy how to upgrade"
I know these are really bad, just an example,
can anyone think of better ones?
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Joe dirt
Fleet Admiral
Joined: April 18, 2006
Posts: 273
| Posted: 2006-08-07 13:29
sorry im late boss had a rough night and couldn't sleep
reason had luths bombing 1 system while icc bombing another
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_x$witchBladex_ [1.480 Fanboy]
Grand Admiral
Joined: February 26, 2003
Posts: 849
From: Upstate New York
| Posted: 2006-08-07 14:40
"Sorry I'm late, last nights server upgrades took forever"
--Had to re-mod all my ships cuz my garage was wiped.
~Switch
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Capt.picard
Admiral
Joined: April 15, 2005
Posts: 97
From: Peterborough, England
| Posted: 2006-08-07 14:42
i had a car accident,
i crashed my fully modded dread, so i whent on a massive bombing run to take my anger out on something.
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Coeus
Grand Admiral
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: March 22, 2006
Posts: 2815
From: Philly
| Posted: 2006-08-07 17:08
You do know that the Korolev blew up, right? 
I won't be able to make it today, my car is in the shop and they have no rentals.
-- Those damn newbies forgot to que up active shields and particle cannons after they emptied the mod planets of them, so I need to wait 3 hours for them to build so I can mod my combat dread again...
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Borgie
Chief Marshal
Pitch Black
Joined: August 15, 2005
Posts: 2256
From: close by
| Posted: 2006-08-07 23:34
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On 2006-08-07 17:08, Brave Sir Coeus wrote:
You do know that the Korolev blew up, right?
I won't be able to make it today, my car is in the shop and they have no rentals.
-- Those damn newbies forgot to que up active shields and particle cannons after they emptied the mod planets of them, so I need to wait 3 hours for them to build so I can mod my combat dread again...
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i done something like that before
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Beast
Cadet
Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: May 27, 2002
Posts: 345
From: Wouldnt you like to know
| Posted: 2006-08-08 01:44
Why havent you showed up for work for the fast 2 weeks?
"I was waiting to download the next patch from Dark Space."
Well then your gonna lose your vacation pay.
"You might as well take next yrs off too.."
Why is that?
"They said it was gonna be another 2 weeks"
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Capt.picard
Admiral
Joined: April 15, 2005
Posts: 97
From: Peterborough, England
| Posted: 2006-08-08 02:18
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On 2006-08-07 17:08, Brave Sir Coeus wrote:
You do know that the Korolev blew up, right?
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yes, but shush, its not out here in the Uk don't spoil it.
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BackSlash
Marshal
Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003
Posts: 11183
From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-08-08 07:38
Sorry boss, cars not working. Have to wait a year for me to get it fixed.
- Reason: Gideon nerfed my EAD.
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Poopshackles
Admiral
Joined: June 02, 2006
Posts: 96
From: Cambridge Ont.
| Posted: 2006-08-08 09:47
Sorry the projects late my computers frozen
Reason: Stations are saboting Earth
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Kanman
Grand Admiral
Pitch Black
Joined: August 26, 2005
Posts: 1017
From: Virginia, United States
| Posted: 2006-08-08 12:28
What I say: "I have been working on my Term Paper all day, but it still isn't done. I have to finish it by tomorrow."
What I am thinking: "I have a Term Paper due tomorrow, but I have been playing DarkSpace all day anyway. Now, I will start my Term Paper."
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Sixkiller
Marshal
Courageous Elite Commandos
Joined: May 11, 2005
Posts: 1786
From: Netherlands
| Posted: 2006-08-08 14:43
i have done that to many times already kanman, and still a lot more to come:P
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