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ReZ
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From: Eh?
|  Posted: 2005-03-24 01:02
Disclaimer: Before reading this please be advised that its not a serious post and is intended for "fun" purposes only..
At approximatly 1:45am EST the noble liberation forces of the ICC successfully liberated (capped) earth from the tyranny of UGTO rule.
This comes at a time when fear of UGTO numbers brought great peril and distraught in the galaxy. Now we can all rest easy knowing that the freedom of culture has been brought home, as has earth children.
Countless people littered the streets to welcome the ICC ground troops with open arms =D.
In other news, S.W has upped the price of cheese as stocks go at an all time high!!
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Xilaratu
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From: Florida
| Posted: 2005-03-24 01:05
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On 2005-03-24 01:02, Straden wrote:
In other news, S.W has upped the price of cheese as stocks go at an all time high!!
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EDIT: Ding 800!
[ This Message was edited by: Darkspacian [R33] on 2005-03-24 01:07 ]
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Crim
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| Posted: 2005-03-24 01:21
*Breaking News!* Around 2.PM Eastern time today, UGTO started to make a daring comeback, wiping out all known K'luth excistince in the Uranus cluster..A large battle raged, showing up as a UGTO victory..This proves the UGTO still have a desperate chance for a valliant comeback! Abour 12am Easter Time, the UGTO started taking losses, loosing two planets in Sol, and K'luth appearances in Cincinatti..We will keep you posted with information
-Crimson
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Xilaratu
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From: Florida
| Posted: 2005-03-24 01:27
Wha...?
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WinterRose
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Joined: April 12, 2002
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From: WinterRose
| Posted: 2005-03-24 01:46
Earth has been liberated from the clutches of UGTO. A new era of political freedom shall reign!
There was some losses, as Vice Admiral WinterRose's bomber destroyer was unable to avoid a couple civilian losses on Earth.
We'd like to apologize for this, and promise that it won't happen again..
As long as everyone remains loyal to ICC.
Furthermore, our condolences to the family of the Battle Dreadnaught that was lost in the ICC takeover of the Sol System. We will be sending letters to all relations on earth, with the picture of Vice Admiral WinterRose's Bomber Destroyer as it's railguns fired the killing salvo.
[ This Message was edited by: WinterRose on 2005-03-24 01:52 ]
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Crim
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| Posted: 2005-03-24 03:07
The UGTO have finally been beaten..Giving a valiant push in Cincinati. The UGTO still hold few planets..with tattered hopes of coming back. Few ships are left in the fleet, but they will fight strong. UGTO leaders have informed the ICC leaders, that they have saved the ICC from destruction, for hope of keeping mankind alive..The UGTO havent had any response from ICC leaders yet, but hope they will atleast try to help. The K'luth are keeping their War Machine running, now supposedly turning their dark eyes towards the ICC empire. UGTO are willing to provide any type of help they can. First Rear Admiral Crimson has been in battle since the early morning...He has now finaly taken a brake, needing his sleep. He will return to the battle within hours, trying to keep the UGTO hopes alive.
-The UGTO News Press..Hidden bunker on Earth  -
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BackSlash
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From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2005-03-24 05:39
MY ead still kill joo all buahuahuau
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Yitram
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| Posted: 2005-03-24 08:44
What Jack said. XD
*disclaimer*
This is a blatent attempt to up my post count.
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Crim
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| Posted: 2005-03-24 09:38
The UGTO have made a comeback, Its remaining forces have swiftly beaten back all excistince of K'luth in Cinicinatti. The hope has come back to the UGTO, their men willing to do what it takes to win. The K'luth have turned their eyes to the ICC, quickly taking two of their sytems. The K'luth must be stoped, at all cost. The UGTO leaders still have no word from the ICC leaders on the Peace Agreement. We will keep you posted threw out the day on information of this desperate time.
-UGTO news reel, Hidden bunker on Earth-
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Coeus {NCX-Charger}
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From: South Philly
| Posted: 2005-03-24 09:41
BREAKING NEWS! The only place Backslash's EAD can spawn is the place that nobody wants to go! 
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kenetiks
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From: Bandcamp
| Posted: 2005-03-24 10:57
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2nd Lieutenant Amadeus
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From: SC, MI, NC, VA, one of those places
| Posted: 2005-03-24 11:05
Captain Amadeus of the ICC has initiated hopeful peace broadcasts with the UGTO, awaiting response from ICC and UGTO alike. The transcripts of the discussions can be found at the link below.
http://www.darkspace.net/index.htm?module=forums.php&page=/viewtopic.php?topic=33644&forum=1
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Lux (Polaris)
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From: Asgard
| Posted: 2005-03-24 12:22
Stop copying my long, news-report like messages that I send in the lobby when it's all quiet!
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Crim
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| Posted: 2005-03-24 13:58
The UGTO still hold Cincinattie...Wich shows little signs of K'luth activity..Near 8 am Eastern Time this morning, UGTO liberation forces freed the remaining planets from their K'luth overloards. The UGTO are now pushing their way back into Sol, their home system. They hope the ICC will step aside for the time being, allowing them to gain a foothold for the overlooming war with the K'luth. UGTO leaders have gotten word of ICC pilots willing to have a truce, but still no word from the ICC leaders.
-UGTO News Reel, Hidden Bunker on Earth-
[ This Message was edited by: Crimson [Planet Deystroyer of Doom] on 2005-03-25 01:08 ]
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RedDoggy(1)
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From: Oregon
| Posted: 2005-03-24 14:06
Near 8 am "Easter" Time
Thanks MR. Easter Bunny
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